Whelp, only two people asked for this, but here we go with more stupid stuff
Fitz: Hi guys! It's me again -
Dex: booooo
Fitz: *talking over Dex* Today, Scarlet has decided to be clique and unoriginal, so we're doing a react (sorta)
Everyone but Fitz: Scarlet again? Who even is she?
Fitz: flubdubdub on with the show!
Spiders
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Tiana:
*Tam and Biana are in the couch watching a movie*
Biana: *shrieks and flies three feet into the air like a scared cat* AAAAAHHHHH *jumps off the couch and runs back* IT'S A SPIDERRRRR
Tam: *sits up and glares, looking around* where is he.
*Biana points*
Tam: *removes shoe and vigorously slaps spider repeatedly* DIE DIE YOU LITTLE SON OF SATAN
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Fitz: I thought Tam was the son of Satan...
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Sokeefe:
Sophie: *squeaks* Help!
Keefe: *Jumps into room with hands on his hips* I'll save you, milady! What is the problem.
Sophie: *looks at the floor* There's a spider
Keefe: *steps on spider*
Sophie: Eww! Now it's on your foot!
Keefe: *shrugs* be thankful that I saved you, my damsel in distress! *kisses Sophie*
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Fitz: get a room, ya big babies.
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Derella:
*Dex notices something crawling on the floor. He squats down to look at it*
Dex: Look! It's a spider!
Marella: WHERE WHERE WHERE *looks over to where Dex is on the floor* Not in my house, little pest!
Dex: No!
Marella: *squashes spider with tissue*
Dex: What if he had a family? His mom is probably waiting for him to come back to his little spider home BUT HE'S DEAD NOW
Marella: *lights spider contaminated tissue on fire* MUAHAHAHAHAAAAA
Dex: *slowly backs away*
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Fitz: umm... NEXT
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Lylie:
Linh: Aww look! It's a baby spider!
Wylie: What's a spider doing in our house?
Linh: Careful! Don't step on him!
Wylie: Linh, you know he isn't supposed to be in here.
Linh: *puppy dog eyes*
Wylie: fine. Just put him outside.
Linh: Hooray little spider! *traps spider in cup and slides a piece of paper underneath it* shhhh, it's ok buddy
Wylie: *rolls eyes*
Linh: *releases spider outside* Be freeee!!!!!
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Fitz: the next part of the show is really weird. It wasn't my idea.
High pickup lines
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Tiana:
Tam: *is very drunk* Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Biana: *blinks*
Tam: because you are very hot
Biana: are you ok
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Sokeefe:
Keefe: hey foster
Sophie: huh?
Keefe: If you were a booger, I'd pick you first. *finger guns*
Sophie: why are you like this
Keefe: you love me, so shut up
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Derella:
Dex: if I asked you out, would your answer be the same as your answer to this question?
Marella: *thinks* wait a second...
Keefe: *pokes head around the corner* nerdddd
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Lylie:
Wylie: are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling!
Linh: haha! You're so funny! Some might say I'm bananas for you!
Wylie: thanks a bunch!
Tam, from behind the door: this is hard to watch.
Linh: why don't you tell us a banana joke?
Tam: if you insist.
Tam: What's long, yellow, and always points north?
Wylie: TAM NO
Linh: I don't know, what?
Tam: a magnetic banana. What were you thinking of, Wylie? *jiggles eyebrows*
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I wanna write something more angsty and less stupid but I have no ideas.
SUGGEST AND REQUEST PLZ PLZ PLZ ----------------->
Seriously please comment, my brain needs ideas and is very much willing to write any random requests 😊
Byeee
~Scarlet
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Kotlc Oneshots and Stuff
FanfictionThis is my first book, so don't expect something great. 🙃 Requests are open, I guess. My kotlc ships: Sophie x Keefe, Biana x Tam, Linh x Wylie, Marella x Dex, Fitz x Nobody except maybe a bucket or a duck Oh yeah I don't own these characters and s...
