Leafu: Hey, Dolce?
Dolce: Yeah?
Leafu: What do you want for an unhealthy snack?
Dolce: I'd kill for a salad rn
Leafu, wanting cookies: ThAt'S nOt An UnHeAlThY sNaCk DoLcE-
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Leafu: *cries* WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS WORLD???
Ink: What's wrong, kiddo?
Leafu: *still crying* just put me out of my misery already- please.
Ink: No! I would never kill you! *looks at Error* what happened?
Error: They just found out what gelatin is made of
Ink: OH SHOOT-
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Ink: I need you.
Error: For?
Ink: Ever.
Error: *voice breaking* oh.
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Dream: ...So, what's it like dating my brother?
Killer: Once, I asked him for a water while he was pissed at me, and he brought me a glass full of ice and said "wait."
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Pattern: What time is it?
Error: I dunno, hand me that tromBONE.
Pattern: *gives Error the tromBONE*
Error: *playing the tromBONE*
Nightmare: *bursts into the room* WHO IS PLAYING THE FUCKING TROMBONE AT TWO AM?!
Error: It's two am.
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Ink: Tomorrow is trash day. just a reminder.
Leafu: *immediately stands up and walks outside to sit on the curb*
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Leafu, holding a pot of coffee and a cereal bowl: what if instead of milk in my cereal I put in coffee?
Ufael, walking past them and taking away the coffee pot: what if you didn't?
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Hope: HYDRATE OR DIEDRATE! *aggressively throws water bottles*
Hazel: Uh...
Cross: She's trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us
Hope: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!
Dream: *crying* It's working
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Dust, while drunk: hey Blue
Blueberry, pissed of: what do you want
Dust: can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it's on?
Blueberry: ...
Blueberry: where's Leafu?
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Daimon: *sneezes*
Lust:
Daimon: You're not even going to say, "Bless you"?
YOU ARE READING
My glitchy bean~ (Ink x Error)
FanfictionWho the literal hell reads these things??? (Me ;w;)
