Honestly Raw has been fucking killing it nowadays like giving Paul Heyman control has clearly worked in their favour cause I've been drawn in FOR FUCKING 3 HOURS WITH NI DAMN BREAKS (which is a first cause before I'd mute the TV and ignore it until something interesting appeared)
So let's start with a review of this weeks first episode :
AJ Styles vs The Undertaker
Like I don't get the point if this match at all, I'm happy that Marks back but give this man a break please 😭😭😭 I've been watching this shit since I was 2 (2003) like u grew up watching The Undertaker, can y'all let that man's knees rest please 💔.
Nah but Marks promo cracked me up 💀💀💀 especially when he said AJ salty cause Michelle was the one who got the FAITHBREAKER (AKA STYLES CLASH) over, he spilled the fucking tea and not one lie was told. Y'all know good and damn well that Michelle is the only one who can execute that move cleanly and still manage to make it look brutal when Styles does it that shit just looks messy af.

Becky vs Shayna Blazer:
LITERALLY WHY TF ARE YOU DOING THIS. YOU ALREADY MADE THE ENTIRE RAW WOMENS DIVISION LOOK WEAK AT THE ELIMINATION CHAMBER NOW YOU WANNA HAVE BECKY DROP THE TITLE TO "THEBLACKHOLE OF CHARISMA " HONESTLY JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL WITH THIS ONE CAUSE HUNTER HAS LOST HIS DAMN MIND IF HES GIVING THE TITLE TO SHAYNA. AT THIS POINT FREAKING MAKE HER DROP THE TILE TO NATTIE, LIV, SARAH OR FUCK EVEN LANA AT THIS POINT.

RHHHEA VS THE QUEEN OF ALL ERAS:
I hope Charlotte beats her ass and takes that damn title. Honestly I love Rhea I really do ,but she is so damn boring I wanna cry like first of all she got the title waaaaayyyyy to early like that shit pissed me off like why was she the one to dethrone Shayna.
I want Charlotte to win so that she can go back to NXT and have Bianca beat her ass for the title so my queen can finally be champion
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That it for Raw matches, cause ion really care for the others that much.
Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
Also remember "STAY YA ASSES INSIDE YOUR DAMN HOUSES AND DONT FORGWT TO WASH YA DAMN HANDS"
