another shitpost

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Yeah,today is my birthday so yay.
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Vatican city: confess your sins.

America: i...

Vatican city: don't worry,no one other than the lord will judge you.

America: ...i put ketchup on pizza.

Vatican city: .....
Vatican city: you did what?

America: i put ketchup on pizza.

Vatican city: .... Gets up and looks at him i'm sorry,son. You can't be forgiven. Your place is in hell.

America: but-

Vatican city: IN THE NAME OF THE LORD-

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