Yeah,today is my birthday so yay.
-----------------------------------------------------------Vatican city: confess your sins.
America: i...
Vatican city: don't worry,no one other than the lord will judge you.
America: ...i put ketchup on pizza.
Vatican city: .....
Vatican city: you did what?America: i put ketchup on pizza.
Vatican city: .... Gets up and looks at him i'm sorry,son. You can't be forgiven. Your place is in hell.
America: but-
Vatican city: IN THE NAME OF THE LORD-
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