Black Eye: " one day i went to malta to da hotel, in da morning i go down to eat the breakfast ." 2 pieces of toast " but she brings meh only ONE piece." i want 2 pieces " and she said " go to the toilet ". And i was like " u don't understand i wanna 2 pieces on da plate " and she was like " u better not piss on da plate u son of a bitch " i don't even know the lady and she calls me a " son of a beach ". Later. I went to the restaurant next do da hotel. The waiter brings me a spoon and a knife but no fock ( fork ). I tell her " i want a fock " and she was like " everybody wanna fuck " and i was like " u don't understand i wanna fock on da table" and she was like " u better not fuck on the table u son of a bitch" I go back to the hotel to my room, when I was in my room there was no sheet's " cAlL dA mAnAgEr I wAnNa TeLl HiM dAt i WanNa SheEt " and he said " go to the toilet " and i was like " u don't understand i wanna sheet on mah bed " and he was like " u better not shit on da bed u son of a bitch " i go to the checkouter and the man on the desk says " Peace on you <3 " and i was like " piss on u too u son of a beach, i'm going back to Italia D:< "
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