I am not responsible for any injuries, maiming, or death that may occur if one is to use these ideas. That said, enjoy!!!!
-Snowy16
29 ways to annoy the crap out of Lord Voldemort
1. Tell him that his life ambition is to high up for someone of his 'skill'. Suggest that he shoot for something a little lower, such as owning a thrift store or something.
2. Ask him if he has a problem with green eyes and black hair.
3. Switch all of his clothes with pink, furry, bunny suits complete with ears and whiskers.
4. Insist on waxing his eyebrows because 'you need to look good for when Harry Potter kills you, again'.
5. Spray everywhere he walks with disinfectant.
6. Insist that he wears Latex gloves before he touches something, including his wand.
7. Apperate in and out of his rooms, taking something with you each time. Repeat whenever necessary.
8. Wonder aloud if him and Nagini are related.
9. Ask him which he likes better: Carebears or Dora.
10. Insist that you can beat him in a staring contest.
11. End everything you say with, " at least that's what Dumbledore thinks."
12. Ask him if he would like some sugar in his tea, to sweeten his temper.
13. When he strokes his snake, whisper loudly, "Note to self: wash hands with lots and lots of soap after shaking Voldie's hand.
14. Dodge the Crucio that follows.
15. Transfigure his teddy bear into a doll that looks like Harry Potter.
16. Buy him a stress ball with a lightning bolt on it.
17. Stand next to him wearing a shirt that says, "I'm with stupid." with the arrow pointing at him.
18. Ask him if the whole 'I'm an evil manic who's about to kill everyone' thing getting a bit old???
19. Tell him that Wormtail thinks of him as 'more than a friend'.
20. Give him round glasses for his birthday.
21. Dress up like Albus Dumbledore for Halloween. Say it's a motivational technique.
22. Dodge all the Crucios' that follow.
23. 'Accidentally' throw his wand in the fire along with all the Death Eaters' wands and say 'you thought they where just sticks!'
24. Give him a stocking cap to keep his head warm when it snows.
25. Insist on decorating the Riddle Manor for Christmas.
26. Put a lump of coal in his stocking.
27. Get him "Magical Me" by Gilderoy Lockhart.
28. Act mortally offended when he throws it in the fire.
29. Tell him you know this great therapist in London....
R and R!!! Hope you liked it!!!!
-Snowy16
