Ada the colossal cat about 100 feet tall was taking a morning stroll until she met a bunch of tiny humans, laughing she crushed the humans with her paw.
She set out to be queen of the cats, but the problem was IS SHE IS SO GOD DAMN LAZY AND WONT MOVE HER ASS OUT OF MY WAY. AND SHE LIKES TO SPRAY HER CAT LITTER EVERYWHERE NOT TO MENTION HER LAYING ON MY KEYBOARD WHEN IM TRYING TO DO SOMETHING OH AND OF COURSE SHE WAKES ME UP AT 5 AM TO FEED HER
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