Liz: So for this one, everybody is here! Some princess are in agreement while others...aren’t. But I did bring Sophia here....so yeah.
Sophia: Hi guys! You all are so cool! I always idolized you guys. Hopefully you’ll except me!
Erin: ._____.
Liz: Sorry Erin, I had to. You know I watch her show religiously.
Cinderella: Well, the more the merrier! I love young princesses! I’ve already met you in your movie too!
Liz: CINDERELLA YOU BROKE THE FOURTH WALL! GET YOURSELF TOGETHER!
Erin: OKAY, IS THAT *points to Sophia* REALLY A PRINCESS?!?!?!?!
Jasmine: Yes! I met her before, and her and her princess sister are amazing!
Meg: NO! If I’M not a princess! SHE CAN’T BE! IT’S NOT FAIR, SO SHES GONNA HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT! I FOUGHT MY WAY INTO THESE PRINCESS INTERVIEWS. LITERALLY I TOOK OUT LIKE 5 GUARDS THE FIRST TIME I CAME HERE. AND WHAT DOES SHE DO? SHE JUST WALTZES IN HERE LIKE “ HI I’M SOPHIA AND I’M 6 AND TALK TO ANIMALS AND SHIT. I’M ALSO A WISE YOUNG CHILD WHO NEVER DOES CHILDISH FOOLISH THINGS. TEHE LOVE ME” LIKE NO BITCH. I SHALL NOT LOVE YOU.
*Mouths drop open*
Erin: PREACH IT!
Snow White: Honey, maybe there was a reason that you had to fight your way here....
Meg: ARE YOU SAYING I’M NOT A PRINCES!?!
Snow White: No, I just...
Meg: SAVE IT CURLY HEAD. I HATE ALL YOU TOO-HAPPY GIRLS ANYWAYS.
*attempts to walk away*
Snow White: *Eye Twitches* No that’s not what I meant! Seriously come back!
Meg: YOU'RE JUST STUPID AND AN AIR-HEAD!
Snow White: OKAY LISTEN SASSY! I AM DONE WITH THE MISS NICE ACT. I THINK YOU JUST NEED TO BE MORE ACCEPTING OF PEOPLE. I THINK YOU SHOULD JUST LEAVE. NOBODY HERE LIKES YOUR ATTITUDE.
Sophia: *Hides in corner*
Liz: I think that’s enough of today..*looks at Erin* I think we need a therapist before the princesses go on again... your thoughts?
Erin: ........I think we broke her. Sooo, yeah. *Whispers* But I agree with Meg o.o
Liz: ....... OKAY bye folks! Hoped you liked that smack-down...
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Ask All the Disney Princesses
HumorAsk any princess, weither she's forgotten or naw.
