Poop Chronicles

Chapter four

Every fourth chapter I will be interviewing a person about their daily poops. This chapters guest has decided to stay anonymous.

Me: so tell me, what was your biggest pooh like?

Anonymous: well, I was taking my daily dump. When I dropped my phone, *plop* right into my poop. luckily it didn't hit the water, but now I had pooh stuck in my charger port. I don't stop though, I just had to go so bad. what was I to do. When I finished I didn't flush, I just put my sweater sleve over my hand and dived right in. oh it was to squishy It was a texture that you knew you hated but couldn't stop groping.

Me: it must have been a fist, right?

Anonymous: no its happend before. When I finally retrieved my phone it stunk so bad and barely worked so I called telus.

Me: with what? wasn't your phone covered in feces?

Anonymous: well yes, but I was desperate.

Me: well thank you very much for that intriguing story. That's all the time we have for today.
See yall in chapter eight.