Chapter 4

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He had finally figured out the correct formula for the walking/talking bacon, but he was running low on bacon. He had only made about one hundred so far, and he was going to need a thousand to actually have a chance to take down the farmer.

The evil Dr.Porkchop headed into town to try to find some more bacon to make his minions. Instead, he found a Publix. And it had just enough bacon for the army.

Do more people really kill pigs? I thought we were always safe.

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