The Deviant

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    Hank

I woke up in a white room. I looked around thinking I was in heaven, but saw Conner sitting on a chair. His eyes were closed and had a hand resting on his cheek. He looked kinda cute, not gonna lie. I cleared my throat and he opened his eyes.

   "Oh, you're awake, that's good Lieutenant. I'll go inform the nurse."

Conner rose from the chair and I noticed he wasn't wearing his uniform. He was wearing his T-Shirt and his...very..tight... pants... God his ass was so tight-

I caught myself blushing. Holy shit what the fuck. Why am I having these thoughts, he's a fucking Android! I can't fall in love with an Android...right?

   Conner

I get up and go tell the nurse that Hank is awake. I'm glad he's awake, he's been asleep for 4 days now.

      |Software Instability|

I'm having more and more of these Software Instability warnings pop up Everytime I think of an emotion. If I say I'm sad, happy, angry, scared, or even in love, it would pop up. Even if I don't mean it.

I walk to the room with the Nurse, I analyse Hank and find his heart beating a little faster than it should, and his temperature was 99.2.

   "Nurse, his temperature is 99.2 and his heart rate is faster than it should."

   "Yes I know about the heart smart ass. But thanks for the temperature."

I feel his forehead and it's cold, but his cheeks were hot.
 
   "Lieutenant? Are you okay? You seem to have a fever."

   Hank

Oh fuck, I think I'm in love with an Android, his hands are so soft, I just wanna kiss him so bad.

    "Oh, yeah I feel fine."

I stop blushing and my heart slows down a bit.

   "Your temperature is now 89.6, that's good."

   "You should get out in no time Hank, there are some spare clothes over on that chair you could use."

I nod to the nurse and get up, Conner unplugs everything from me, his hands though, they were so perfect and when he removed the wires and heart monitor stuff from me, it felt like heaven.

He helps me up and I almost fall back on the bed but he catches me, but in the wrong place. His hands were on my ass, oh God, act natural. Just get up and act like nothing happened. I clench my butt and stand straight and relax it again. I grab the clothes and look around for a bathroom or something. There wasn't one in here.

   "Uh, Conner, could you leave the room while I change. I kinda need privacy."

Conner stood up.

   "I could just turn around, I won't look. I'm not like that."

Conner turned around and looked down, closing his eyes.

I'd catch myself staring at his ass. God his ass was so tight and round...I kinda wanna fuck him... God I'm horny now.

I'd take my gown off and find that I had no boxers on. Holy shit, they really stripped me down and just out a rope over me. I'm horny, I'm hard, God. I'm in love with an Android.

    Conner

I wait patiently for Hank to finish getting dressed. I've been in this outfit for a while, this white shirt is stained with blood from doing CPR on him. I should take it off.

   Hank

I look up after getting dressed and Conner had his shirt off.

   "Conner!!"

   "Yes Lieutenant?"

Conner turns around and looks at me. I blush a little.

   "Why'd you take your s-shirt off!?"

Holy shit, I stuttered.

   "It was stained with your blood when I gave you CPR and put pressure on your wound."

Wait... What kind of CPR.

    "Um, what kind of CPR did you give me?"

    "Mouth-to-mouth, I knew you were okay by you kissing me. I never knew you felt that way about me. Seeing as you don't wanna work with me and act like you hate me."

I blush like a mad man. Holy shit! I kissed him! I wasn't even conscious when I did it! God I hope one day I will be conscious when I kiss him.

   "Oh uh, sorry for missing you Con, I never meant to- Uh.. heh.."

Conner smiles at me.
 
    "It's all right Lieutenant, you were unconscious when you kissed me. So it meant nothing."

I frowned a little, I stood up again.

     "We should get going home, it's...uh.."

I realized I didn't know what time it was.

    "What's the time Conner?"

Conner's LED blinked yellow and then blue.

      "6:46 pm Lieutenant"

I moved the blinds from the window and saw it was dark. I thought it was like 10 or something. Hm, weird.

   "Oh, well we should get going home. I'm starving."

Conner gestured to follow him and I did. We walked to the front and Conner paid the nice Android lady. Good thing about Androids is, when they pay they don't have to shuffle through any wallet to find their credit card or their cash. They just have to look into another Androids eyes and have their LED flash and it's paid for....or something like that.

After Conner pays, we walk out and I look for my car.

    "Jesus it's gonna take forever to find my car."

Conner mumbled something under his, uh... Android breath.

  "What?"

    "The deviant um.. sort of took your car when I went over to help you."

The deviant WHAT!? Okay that was my fucking car!! Now I'm fucking pissed. Why did Conner even help me!? He's a machine, and I'm a good for nothing Alcoholic fat ass.

I growl quietly. I sigh and look for my wallet.

   "Fuck! I can't even pay for bus tickets because all my shit was in the car! Can this day get any fucking worse!?"

I saw Conner open his mouth.

   "Don't answer that!!"

Conner closed his mouth and the two of them started walking in the direction of Hank's house.