I Messed Up The Bad Boy's Hair

Yay School.

*Bang Bang*

*Bang Bang*

*Bang Bang*

"Honey get your butt up or your going to be late for school" my mom yelled outside my room.

So that was the banging sound. She was banging on my freaking door.

"MOM KINDLY SHUT THE FUCK UP!" I yelled.

In my head.

My mom would definitely kill me if I said something even remotely or close to that thought. The body bag and all I would dead. No evidence , nothing. Just me dead.

" IM GETTING UP NOW" I yelled to her. As I heard her descend farther down the stairs.

I groaned and grumbled for like a minute. I stretched for like another minute. Then I checked my phone for the time .

7:25AM

More than enough time to make myself look sexy as hell. I grabbed my shower bag and took my sexy butt to the bathroom.

I climbed out of the shower and faced the foggy mirror . I wiped the mirror with my soaking arm so I could at least see my perfect morning self .

I looked wet and not even in a sexual way. I just looked like a little wet puppy who just came out of the pouring rain.

I worked on my face first, cleansing, scrubbing and moisturizing my face so that it could at least have a shine to it .

I really didn't wear makeup to much because it honestly breaks my face out with pimples and rashes, but hey beauty is pain mfs. Though I was not in a makeup mood today so I settled for a no makeup Monday .

I plugged in the blow dryer , the cold air coming out and hitting my face at full speed. I definitely left this crap on high the last time I used it . I turned it down to medium and waited for it to get hot.

I brushed my teeth with my toothbrush , and gurgled some mouthwash this shit always burns my mouth.

I got to be ready when I get my first kiss never know when or where it could be got to be ready boo. That was be definitely being sarcastic I was nowhere near close to getting these lips kissed or the other lips kisses.

I called out to Alexa from the bedroom.

"Alexa play Kesha's new album High Road" ( FREE PROMOTION)

She responded "Playing Kesha starting now "

The room filled with Kesha's beautiful voice . I was definitely ready to tackle the hair. My favorite part about getting ready . I got to try a whole shit ton of styles and looks on myself .

I turned on the blow dryer and worked my magic while rocking out to the music.

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I sat at the kitchen table and stuffed my mouth with the waffles from the toaster.

" Be careful Allegra those are still hot, and chew like a normal human being" She said chuckling while going over to the sink to wash the dishes.

" Well you already know when you pooped me out that I was not normal" I said with a mouth full of waffles.

"Pooped you out? Right so is my not normal daughter coming to work at the salon after school today" She asked not looking at me, but focusing on washing the dishes .

My mom was beautiful, I mean children are technically supposed to say their parents are beautiful, but it was true my mom was that and everything.

I strive to have her curvy hips and her plump figure. The full lips hair god graced her with and the glowing olive skin tone that made her face shine everyday.

The silky brown hair that flowed down her back and her perfect smile that was always on her face. My mom was perfect.

So what the fuck happened to me.

" Your not so normal daughter will definitely be there to work at this salon . I said

I was super excited that my mom was letting me shadow her and the other stylist while still letting me branch out on my own and trying some new styles on the clients who were willing . I can't force anyone to take anything.

I glanced at my phone.

8AM

"Well mother , not to ruin this ever so fun conversation . School is calling my name sadly maybe I should just ignore it " I suggested smiling at her

" Maybe you shouldn't it will be alright and I'll see you after school at the salon . Have a good day sweetheart . " She said glancing at me.

"Urgh, school sucks ass butts " I groaned .

" How do you know what assbutts sucks like " She questioned and threw me my car keys.

" Seriously mom" I said catching them in my hand .

" Yes, seriously now go before your late" she said flicking suds from the soapy water onto me .

I gathered my book bag, sketchbook , and keys and headed out the door .

I petted our golden retriever Max on my way out.

Your just a lucky dog , aren't you " I said scratching him on his stomach.

He wagged his tail and licked me .

"Lucky boy" I said and opened the door to go to hell.

Well school.

Unlocking my car, I waved at our next door neighbor Ms. Winds

"Hey Ms. Winds , looking great today I yelled to her as she was grabbing the newspaper.

She was dressed in a long pink bathrobe and fuzzy bunny slippers .

" You like it I am going to be on one of those tik toke videos my daughter keeps showing me "

She demonstrated a dance. And I held in my laughter

" Keep practicing Ms. Winds the internet will love that and you. You'll be famous and no time" I said chuckling.

" That's right love. You have a good day at school" She smiled waving at me.

"I'll try " I called back

I got into my car and put the key into the ignition and my music was on full blast.

" Oh fucking hell" I screamed

I turned it all the way down to 10.

What a great way to start of the Monday

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Action level is low, it's the beginning of the book so wait and see more is to come . Thanks awesome readers.