Alastor's Shy Brother (Hazbin Hotel x Alastor male reader)

Chapter 2: (Blueberry Dear)

[Third Person POV]

Vaggie:Charlie, listen to me. You can’t believe this creep! He isn’t just a happy face! He’s a dealmaker, pure evil! He can’t be redeemed! And is most likely looking for a way to destroy everything we’re trying to do.

Charlie: I- we don’t know that- look. I know he’s bad, and I know he probably doesn’t wanna change, but the whole point of this is to give people a chance! To have faith things will be better! How can I turn someone away? I can’t. It goes against everything I’m trying to do. Everything I believe in. Just trust me. I can take care of myself.

Vaggie: Charlie, whatever you do, do not make a deal with him!

Charlie: Don’t worry, I picked up one thing from my dad. “Ya don’t take shit from other demons!”

Charlie: Okay, so… Al. You’re sketchy as fuck, and you clearly see what I’m trying to do here is a joke. But I don’t. I think everyone deserves a chance to prove they can be better. So, I’m taking your offer to help. On the condition that there be no tricks or voodoo strings attached.

Alastor: So it’s a deal then?

Charlie: Nope! No shaking! No deals! I- hmm… As princess of Hell, and heir to the throne, I uh, hereby order that you help with this hotel, for as long as you desire. Sound fair?

Alastor: Hmm… fair enough.

Charlie: Cool beans.

Alastor: [Alastor hums and goes to Vaggie and scratch her chin] Smile, my dear! You know you’re never fully dressed without one! So where is your hotel staff?

Charlie: Uh, well... We see the camera pan to Vaggie narrowing her eyes to Alastor.

Alastor: Oh ho ho ho, you’re going to need more than that. And what can you do, my effeminate fellow?

Angel: I can suck your dick!

Alastor: [radio screech] Ha! No.

Angel: Your loss. [zipper noise]

Alastor: Well this just won’t do! I suppose I can cash in a few favors to liven things up!

We then see a flame at the fireplace and see a burnt body Alastor picks it up and see a stylish girl.

Alastor: This little darling is Niffty!

Niffty: Hi! I’m Niffty! It’s nice to meet you! It’s been a while since I’ve made new friends! Why are you all women?Have any men here?! I’m sorry, that’s rude. Oh man, this place is filthy! It really needs a lady’s touch, which is weird, because you’re all ladies, no offense. Oh my gosh, this is awful! No, no, no, [giggles slightly] no, no--  [gasp] Nope.

Husk: Ha! Read ‘em and weep, boys! -Full- whoa… -the hell? What the fuck is this? You.

Alastor: Ah, Husker my good friend Glad you could make it!

Husk: Don’t you “Husker” me, you son of a bitch. I was about to win the whole damn pot!

Alastor: Good to see you too!

Husk: [facepalm smack] What the hell do you want with me this time?

Alastor: My friend, I am doing some charity work, so I took it upon myself to volunteer your services! I hope that’s okay.

Husk: Are you shittin’ me?!

Alastor: Hmm… no, I don’t think so.

Husk: You thought it would be some kind of big fuckin’ riot just to pull me outta nowhere? You think I’m some kinda fuckin’ clown?