Another Myth

Chapter 1: How the World Had Began Even If You Don't Trust This

Yes, I know, many people don't believe in this, but surely this was how the world had been formed. Let me introduce myself: I am the daughter of goddess Horizon and creator Darion, and my name is Jade. I am named after my eye colour – weird right? So, maybe I should tell you how the world had begun before I drown into the pool of bombing questions coming from the curious readers here.

So, at the very beginning of time (I'm the goddess of time although I wasn't born yet long ago when this happened), there was nothing but dark gooey matter. No Wi-Fi, no chips... Very depressing yes indeed... Ok, so what happens next is that my mother was formed from that dark energy, as she calls it. Horizon, as known as mom, was the first goddess. So, what happened was that my mother had decided to create the nature. She had created the oceans, which were actually puddles of tears as she had cried when she was lonely, the moon, the sculpture that she had created with rocks to pass her time, the Sun, which was a blazing fireball that she had accidentally created when she was so mad with dad, and other stuff that you can name from nature. Oh yes, how can I forget about dad?

Darion, my dad, was also formed from the dark stuff that created mom, and he was the god who had made the chimpanzees (that my mother created) evolve into human. Crazy, right? So my dad had literally created the humans. So, what happened was eventually my mom and my dad got married and had one kid, which, obviously was me. Ahh, I can definitely feel some questions emerging from the readers right now. Pardon? You asked me whether if there are any other gods or goddesses out there formed by the dark electric stuff right? Sorry, bad hearing. To answer your question, I can only say not that I know of. Well, I will be descending into the mortal human world after my mother allowed me to study in Shanghai, and I haven't been talking to my parents much since I don't particularly like them. (Well I'm happy about the fact that I will be free from mother's uncontrollable temper and father's weirdness.) SORRY MOM PLEASE STOP THE LIGHTNING! THANK YOU! Ah, sorry about that, just that my mother was angry at what I just said. You mortals sure have a lot of questions – somebody just asked how old I am... Wow, no offense, it's rude talking to a goddess like that, and make sure you don't act like that towards my mom. So, I am 15 and my age will never change again. My mother is also 15, and same as my father. Ah, I need to go right now or my mother would shoot lightning at me for not doing my laundry. Bye! MOM PLEASE STOP THE LIGHTNING AGAIN I WILL GO DO MY LAUNDRY NOW PLEASE STOP IT HURTS!