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Nails.

Long nails, short nails. Painted. Top coated. Manicured. Bitten.

Wait...

Did I read that right? Bitten? BITTEN?!

How the hell can they shape your nails as if they were bitten? And who the hell would opt for that?

" Madame, what would you like to get done?" The counter lady speaks interrupting my over-astonished thoughts with her so very unpleasant and obviously made up 'French' accent.

*internal eye roll*

" Tell you what, I think my cat just threw up in my half-brother's cereal bowl, so I'm gonna have to go. Bye." I told her.

The look on her face was priceless.

" What?" She asked in a weird tone.

" What? You can shape nails like they were bitten and my cat can't even throw up? See you. Never." I strike at her while I'm already rushing out fearing she might catch hold of me.

Weird?

Well, what's weirder?
Bitten shaped nails or my story? I think we all know the answer. If yours differs, you're weird.

Or...you pretend to be weird.

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