It was the big day. You where finally getting marriaged to the hottest guy in the world, Damon slick boi Salvatore. You had just finished putting on the poofy Cinderella dress and excessively noisy glass slippers when the music finally started and the doors to the alter flapped open. You paced forward, clippity clipping as you went. Your 14 and a half meter vail whipped in the breeze behind you and snagged on a door handle, but it was worth it when you saw him. Mr Damon the handsome was standing at the alter with his quirky bow tie and cheeky smile, "Damn that bow tie be HOT" you rapidly thought to yourself as you descended down the isle to meet your true love. The vicar began to speak, but you wanted him to be quick because words just weren't enough for you. "If anyone can show why this couple cannot be lawfully married, pls speak-" but before the vicar could finish, the alter doors flapped open once more. A medium size tall man with crisp golden hair stood in the moon light lit door way a spoke "speak no more, for I am your TRUE love, Stephan Salvatore, I has come for the marriage so I object". Damon, flusters by rage at this sudden outburst, swished back down the isle and wrestled Stephan to the floor with a BOOM. Stephan, being the thic boi he is jumped to his feet and flung Damon out of a stain glass window. "Damn that was double HOT" you thunked to yourself again and rushed over to Stephan. You looked into Stephans shiny eyes and asked " Do u trilby love me more then Damon does??", "yeah, so much more then Damon does" Stephan replied as he swooped you off your feet and carried you back to the alter. You both new you where MEANT for each other, so you carried on with the wedding as if nothing ever happened, THE end.
