e-boys;
willy knees, Mr iNabber, Jimmy M, lex & bigboymemeulous
tuesday, 9:52
willy knees:
hAnGoVeR cHeCk
lex:
die.
Jimmy M:
Well, that answers that then
bigboymemeulous:
guess who's very badly hungover and late for a date 🙃
willy knees:
take the fucking L lad
Jimmy M:
Can't wait for Will and Alex to tweet at her and cause d r a m a
Jimmy M:
Keem will be proud.
lex:
that was one time!!
willy knees:
she was a sket as well
Jimmy M:
How the fuck do you have a girlfriend when you go around calling them skets
willy knees:
aye it's cause im really hench me 💪💪
willy knees:
you should take some fucking notes marriott
bigboymemeulous:
k cool but i rEALLY NEED TO GO GET READY
willy knees:
then gET READY THEN
lex:
where's fraser? :(
bigboymemeulous:
i cANT
willy knees:
wHY NOT
Jimmy M:
Not sure Alex
bigboymemeulous:
bECAUSE ALEX IS IN THE SHOWER
bigboymemeulous:
mORE SPECIFICALLY - MY SHOWER
lex:
:)
Jimmy M:
He should be awake, he messaged me at 7 so....
willy knees:
wHY DOES IT MATTER IF HE'S SHOWERING
lex:
oh...
lex:
ty james 💕
willy knees:
yOU CAN STILL GET FUCKING DRESSED
willy knees:
wait
willy knees:
alex why the fuck are you messaging us whilst you're showering
lex:
what's it to you big man
bigboymemeulous:
do what he wants
bigboymemeulous:
LIKE USE MY SHOWER
Jimmy M:
Health and safety and all that Alex, you shouldn't be on your phone
lex:
not my fault you was asleep when i wanted to shower
lex:
but to answer your questions i wanted attention :(
lex:
and im sad lol
willy knees:
oh
Jimmy M:
Lex sweetheart :(
bigboymemeulous:
...
bigboymemeulous:
idk what to say uh..
willy knees:
give the bloody boy attention ffs
bigboymemeulous:
wHAT
Jimmy M:
Is it me or was that suggestive? 😳
willy knees:
NO
willy knees:
I WAS BEING NICE
willy knees:
fuck sake man
lex:
ikk benlike 2 sexonds georhe
lex:
got conditioner in mt eyes :(
bigboymemeulous:
take your time idc
willy knees:
you literally just complained?
bigboymemeulous:
but he's sad
bigboymemeulous:
so he can shower
lex:
:)
bigboymemeulous:
:)
willy knees:
if i didn't know any better id say george and alex were shagging
Jimmy M:
His girlfriend does remind me a bit of Alex...
Mr iNabber:
they 100% radiate two bros chilling in a hot tub energy
willy knees:
they're definitely the five fucking feet ill tell you that
bigboymemeulous:
but alex isn't straight???
lex:
hm?
lex:
wait frasers here!!! :)
Mr iNabber:
hello :)
Jimmy M:
Where was you then
bigboymemeulous:
shagging ofc
Mr iNabber:
...
bigboymemeulous:
NO FUCKING WAY
bigboymemeulous:
FRASER MY GUY!!!!
lex:
omfg i give up with you horny cunts
Jimmy M:
Says the boy who wanted attention whilst in the shower?
lex:
but it wasn't sexual attention i wanted :(
willy knees:
who fucking shags at like 10 in the morning
Mr iNabber:
it was a joke 😔
Mr iNabber:
we took kenji on a really long walk and i couldn't be arsed to put up with u lot
willy knees:
"WE"?!?!
Jimmy M:
He has a girlfriend?
willy knees:
oh yeah lol
willy knees:
sorry fraser
lex:
imagine being in a cute and stable relationship
lex:
i could never 😌
Mr iNabber:
she's playing with kenji now so it's cool to talk
bigboymemeulous:
well i gotta dash and fucking shower before my girl starts calling 🙃
willy knees:
good luck lad
willy knees:
you'll fucking need it
Jimmy M:
She probably left
lex:
and took the kids ;)
