this is not my list! i found it on DA! {deviant art}
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Things Demyx can no longer do…
1. I am no longer allowed to worship David Bowie.
2. And he is not my somebody.
3. I am no longer allowed in Vexen’s lab.
4. I must not sneak into Larxene’s room and steal her ‘aeroplane stickers’.
5. I am no longer allowed to keep sea monkeys.
6. Vexen’s shield is not a sledge.
7. Neither is it a surfboard.
8. Nor is it a raft.
9. I am no longer allowed to water Marluxia’s plants.
10. It doesn’t matter if I was only trying to help.
11. Saïx is not a puppy.
12. I must not give him tummy rubs.
13. Even if he asks for them.
14. Because Xias will hurt me horribly.
15. I am no longer allowed to play my sitar in the library.
16. Because Zexion will hire Xigbar to shoot me if I destroy another one of his books.
17. My water clones are not allowed to do my missions for me.
18. Neither can they accept responsibility for my actions.
19. I must not give cake to Saïx.
20. I must not listen to my iPod during meetings.
21. Neither can I sing loudly to make up for it.
22. I must not drench Axel.
23. Even if it’s funny to watch him steaming.
24. No matter how much I ask, we are not getting a swimming pool.
25. Neither are we moving to Atlantica.
26. I must not touch anything Vexen leaves in the fridge.
27. Even if it says my name on it.
28. I must not sing show tunes in the corridors.
29. It doesn’t matter if Marluxia joins in.
30. If I hug Roxas one more time to ‘cheer him up’, he has every right to strangle me.
31. Same goes for Zexion.
32. And Saïx.
33. I am no longer allowed to watch Spongebob.
34. Marluxia is not Plankton
35. Neither is Axel.
36. Xigbar is not Mr Krabs.
37. Neither is Luxord.
38. Xemnas is not Squidward.
39. Neither is Vexen.
40. Not allowed to try and fly with inflatable pants.
41. Even if Axel tells me too.
42. Not allowed to sing the Campfire Song song.
43. Neither can I sing the F.U.N Song.
44. Especially not to Saïx.
45. Because he will throw me off the Alter of Naught if I do.
