my hero academia oneshots

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Four Braincells; You've Got All Of Them

"Hey, Kami," called Sero, and the aforementioned blond swiveled his head to look at his best friend, "does it ever bother you that your girl/boyfriend is way, way smarter than you?"

"It's not like it's that big of an accomplishment," Jirou muttered without looking up from her phone. Denki gasped and put his hand to his chest, betrayal and hurt evident in his eyes. Jirou just rolled her own, snickering.

"Nah, it doesn't bother me," Denki shrugged once he turned his attention back to Sero. "They help me with school work all the time! They're the best."

"Thanks, Denki," you said as you walked into the room. At the sound of your voice, the orangey-blond visibly perked up. Without a word, he held out his arms. You sat down beside him, leaning into his chest. Denki encircled his arms around your waist and stomach.

"Gross. Get a fucking room," snarled Bakugou. Kirishima, who was sitting next to him, rolled his eyes with an exasperated grin. The whole Bakusquad was in the common room for a study session controlled by the annoyed namesake himself. Denki smirked.

"Baby, use your smart words to say what you said about a Bakugou again," he snickered, especially when the ash blond whipped his head around to shoot his venomous glare at you.

You shrugged, "Alright." Then, after resting your forehead in Denki's collarbone, you began. "It's my belief Bakugou has comorbid ASPD/NPD, based on his significant impairments in personality, which are manifested by identity, self-direction, and impairments in interpersonal functioning such as a lack of empathy and a lack of intimacy."

Sero and Ashido's faces were blank. Kirishima just looked from Bakugou to you with highly arched eyebrows and wide eyes while Bakugou silently glared. Even Jirou was perplexed. She understood a few of the words, but you were speaking so quickly and so confidently she couldn't have pieced together a sound definition if she tried. Denki watched all of his friends' reactions with a smug aura. But you weren't done yet.

"His pathological traits include antagonism, extreme hostility, callousness, disinhibition, impulsivity, risk taking, and the denial of his own limitations and the risk of danger to both himself and those around him.

"While I believe he has comorbid ASPD/NPD, that does not discount the fact that one day Bakugou will undeniably become a—"

Denki's eyes widened as he panicked. He only wanted you to say the stuff that sounded sort of like a roast, not that he could become a hero! So he shut you up in the best way he knew how: planting his lips directly on yours in a firm kiss.

"What the fuck were you gonna say?!" Bakugou immediately demanded as the other members of the Bakusquad turned away in disgust. "Hey! Let 'em finish the damn sentence, Dunce Face!"

Denki pulled back a few centimeters. "Let's keep the rest to ourselves, yeah?" he said breathlessly. You chuckled.

"Alright. But only if you kiss me like that again."

"Stop fucking swapping spit and tell me what the fuck the rest of that shit was!"

{unedited.}