Pizza Incident

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|So basically this happened to me a few days ago.|


Demi:I NEED PIZZA!!*Takes phone.*


Ringgg..


Pizza person:Hello?

Demi:Yes can I order a pizza?

Pizza person:I-

Demi:And I don't want a lot of toppings.

Pizza person:A-

Demi:Yeah and please don't bring that creamy garlic sauce.

Pizza person:Excuse me!

Demi:Oh I forgot about the money I'll give it to you don't worry.

Pizza person:HELLO?!WERE IN QUARANTINE DIDN'T YOU KNOW!

Demi:Exactly!That's why I need Pizza.

Pizza person:Sorry but I can't I have Corona!

Demi:So....Does the pizza have Corona?

Pizza person:You know what?Our Pizza place is closed ask another one.

Demi:Why don't you make me some homemade pizza then?

Pizza person:YOU CAN MAKE IT YOURSELF!

(In the background

my mom:Pizza time!)

Demi:Oh I forgot I'm having pizza at home!

Pizza person:Ugh!*Hangs up.*

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