|So basically this happened to me a few days ago.|
Demi:I NEED PIZZA!!*Takes phone.*
Ringgg..
Pizza person:Hello?
Demi:Yes can I order a pizza?
Pizza person:I-
Demi:And I don't want a lot of toppings.
Pizza person:A-
Demi:Yeah and please don't bring that creamy garlic sauce.
Pizza person:Excuse me!
Demi:Oh I forgot about the money I'll give it to you don't worry.
Pizza person:HELLO?!WERE IN QUARANTINE DIDN'T YOU KNOW!
Demi:Exactly!That's why I need Pizza.
Pizza person:Sorry but I can't I have Corona!
Demi:So....Does the pizza have Corona?
Pizza person:You know what?Our Pizza place is closed ask another one.
Demi:Why don't you make me some homemade pizza then?
Pizza person:YOU CAN MAKE IT YOURSELF!
(In the background
my mom:Pizza time!)
Demi:Oh I forgot I'm having pizza at home!
Pizza person:Ugh!*Hangs up.*
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