Danger and Turtles

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(It took a while for me to ACTUALLY publish this cause the entire time i was writing this my brain was all like: "NO WRITE. Only idea!" (same reason why this is a little short))

It was a normal day in the Man Cave, everyone was doing what they normally do when Ray and Henry aren't Captain Man and Kid Danger fighting crime, but then a security alarm goes off. "An old lady's trying to steal random shit in the shop again..." Charlotte says clearly annoyed looking at the computers to see what's going on in Junk'N'Stuff. "Watch your mouth." Ray said angerly pointing at her. "Schwoz don't open any random portals while i'm gone." Ray hops into the elevator and goes upstairs.

Schwoz has a >:3 expression. "You're gonna open a random portal anyway, aren't you?" Piper and Henry say at the same time. "Yes..." Schwoz says still having the >:3 expression. "Didn't Ray tell you NOT to open a random portal?" Jasper says popping up from behind the couch. "NO ONE TELLS MEH WUT TO DO!" Schwoz squawks stomping his feet and opening a portal with a machine. 

Four turtles along with an army of glowing green bugs fall out of the portal. "The fuck??? Where are we???" The blue wearing Red Eared Slider Turtle asks 100% confused while the bugs go through the elevator. "In a different dimension." The purple wearing Softshell Turtle says looking at a device on his wrist. "WHERE IN A DIFFERENT DIMENSION?! I FUCKING KNEW WE WHERE IN A DIFFERENT DIMENSION I JUST DON'T KNOW WHERE IN THE DIFFERENT DIMENSION WE ARE IN!" The blue turtle yells at the purple turtle. "Calm down Leo." The red wearing Snapping Turtle says to the blue turtle. "It kinda looks like we are in the nose of a giant robot..." The Box Turtle in orange says looking at the ceiling. 

"WHO ARE YOU?!" An angry at Schwoz Ray yells at the four turtles making them jump in fear. "I'm Mikey, the red snapping turtle is Raph, the blue red eared slider is Leo, and the purple pancake is Donnie." Mikey says cheerfully even though he is scared shitless at Ray's yell. "SCHWOZ I TOLD YOU NOT. TO. OPEN. ANY. DING. DANG. PORTALS. TO. OTHER. DING. DANG. DIMENSIONS." Ray yells. "Just say fuck like a normal person for fucks sake Ray..." Henry says clearly annoyed. "WATCH YOUR MOUTH!" Ray yells shaking a chair. "Jeez la wheeze..." Leo mutters. "SEND THEM BACK SCHWOZ!" "I can't the machine broke and i don't have the parts that are required to fix it." Schwoz says gesturing to the clearly broken machine. "Ah shit. this means we are stuck in this dimension doesn't it..." Leo says clearly upset. "Yes, until the machine is restored which will take a while that is." Schwoz and Donnie say at the same time. Leo fake-faints and fake-snores. Donnie glares at Leo. "This bitch, am i right?" "Yeh i know right? Everyone but Charlotte does the exact thing when i say something science related."

"TIME TO DIE MIDGET MAN!" Ray yells charging at Schwoz. "IYYYEEEEEEEEEEE-" Schwoz screams running. "So, uh, your giant turtles??" Jasper says walking up to the turtles. "Yeah." Leo said looking at him. "Cool!"

"Guy's i hate to interrupt your bonding but Frankini, Goomer, and The Toddler have been spotted at Swellview park." Charlotte says looking into an emergency call. "How the hell did they escape prison??" Piper asks with a 'Da fug???' expression. "Goomer's isn't exactly skinny, he probably just bust through the walls like the Kool-aid man and Frankini and The Toddler decided to follow." Henry said snickering a bit. "But seriously we should see whats going on." 

Ray comes back with a probably rabid Schwoz that's biting his arm. "What's going on here?" He asks as if he did not just battle a very angry midget man that is now still biting his arm. "Frankini, Goomer, and The Toddler have been spotted at Swellview park." Henry explains. "Well lets go kid." They both grab their bubble-gum tubes and transform into Captain Man and Kid Danger. Captain Man yeets Schwoz off him. "Can we come with you?" Raph asks with puppy dog eyes. "Fine, but only cause i don't trust you in the Man Cave even with Piper and Charlotte around." Captain Man says rolling his eyes. "Hey!" Jasper says clearly offended. Everyone ignores him and then the turtles, Captain Man, and Kid Danger shoot up the tubes.