YOU FUP CAKE
-VASSOLISHES-
So, a cake, is basically, something yummy that I like to create using various ingredients, stare at it for 45 minutes whilst it bakes in the oven, dump it onto a cooling rack, ice it and indulge in its deliciousness.
That is of course, if the cake turned out the way I had liked it to it.
Either way, the cake will eventually be consumed, and if it starts to grow small green fur, we palm it over to its new life in the rubbish bin.
Ta-da!
You have just imagined the circle of life a cake in my household lives through.
And again, either way is none the pleasanter.
Being eaten or growing old and mouldy, amongst repulsive garbage, is not the way I had pictured myself to leave for the better world, and fortunately for me it wasn’t the way I had expired.
No, instead I got a much more gruesome ending.
Although, I’m sure most cakes would have preferred passing on the way that I did.
And so ladies and gentlecakes, I present to you:
MY STORY!
Unfortunately, this story cannot begin without the knowledge of a few simple things, like, having viewed Ghost Ship, for instance, or tasting a sample of Pecan Pie. Nonetheless, it can still be enjoyed in the same manner as any other novel.
So, without farther ado, I shall ask a simple question, have you, and if so please turn on your mind-radio that enables you to soundly imagine the song, heard of Gangnam Style, by PSY, if not please do google it and ‘enjoy’, the so called, music. There are a few other songs that I shall ask about, such as I can swing my Sword, the mindcraft song, Epic Sax Guy, from Euro-Vision, and lastly, the Trololol, song. Again, I shall plead to get you to view these songs on youtube.
Please and thank-you!
So, whilst knowing these few things, we may begin our adventures with RHONDA, from AAMI. Now, if you are from Australia, I am almost certain you have at least seen one of the many Rhonda, AAMI commercials that have raided the televisions of many homes. Then of course, if you haven’t, with each chapter, we shall embark on our many adventures with Rhonda and Ketut, in the videos to the right.
Again, if you do not know a single thing about Rhonda, Ketut, or even what AAMI is, I shall explain.
AAMI, stands for Australian Associated Motor Insurers Limited.
As for Rhonda and Ketut, I simple urge you to watch the videos.
Finally, I think we can begin this story.
No, actually, I think I might start it in the next chapter!
Ciao!
Γεια σας!
Cheerio!
Bah-Bye!
The first video on the right is the very first of Rhonda's AAMI videos.
Song of recommendation: Believe -The Bravery.
Thank-you for taking the time to read this story
xxo.vassolishes.oxx
