Two of the Same (TeruTeru x Mineta)

The man of my dreams...

Mineta, just any average high school loser. He was horny like any high schooler, and honestly is very pervy.
At the moment he had nothing else to do but to contemplate life and watch Shrek Hentai.
It wasn't until then he though he felt someone staring at him through his window.  He quickly put his magnum dong into his pants, accidentally zipping it.  While trying to unzip his ding dong, Mineta slowly walked over to his window, only seeing darkness- but then what caught his eye was a small chef hat.  "...h-hello?" He stammered at the figure.
The stout chef looked through the window "uh- this isn't what it looks like!"
"Oh, I know exactly what this looks like~" Mineta said in a lustful tone.

After 69 hours of MinetaTeru zuccing poisonous tenderloins and ding dong slapping, they laid by eachother, sweating heavily.

"So... you wanna watch Shronk Hentati withh me?"
"Yes."