Lena: So, what’s up loser?
You: Not much, trying to finish (book you want to read)
Pepsi Man: That’s a good book
Tyler: Are yall fr talking bout books
Lena: mmmm, perhaps.
Pepsi man: Well goodnight, (peace sign)
You: Night
Tyler: Imagine sleeping
Lena: Sleep is for the weak
You shut off your phone, wow that was certainly a well written conversation. You flip to the next page of your book, the words started mixing and blurring. You were probably tired, you never slept well, you always had something on your mind. (It was Pepsi man eyes ) Not to mention, the whole fight between coke and Pepsi were starting to get worse, Mtn dew was very pissed at Lena (that was a whole ordeal) apparently she got Crush and Fanta mixed up again. Honestly if you even mention one of Pepsi’s friends to Coke, or his friends, you were in for a fight. Poor Dr. Pepper, he was both Pepsi and Coke’s friend.
After thinking about the forming gangs, you fell asleep at your desk.
*BZZZ* *BZZZZT*
You woke up groggy, you fell asleep at your desk, which caused some joint pain. You got up and took a quick shower, and slapped some mascara on, cause again, fuck the social life, then you went to your closet and put on your usual outfit. You grabbed your bookbag and ran off to the bus stop.
Lena and Tyler were there, doing some weird ass shit, probably summoning a demon (at 7am). You sat next to them, kind of listening in and out. Lena out of no where said “If you take away the drug laws, technically the crime rate would go down” Tyler just gave her a blank stare “I mean you got a point…”
After awhile your bus finally showed up.
(Time skip to getting to literal h e l l)
You walked quickly, to avoid getting run over by the traffic of children in your school.
Suddenly there was a loud yelling, you spun around to Lena and Coke basically at each other’s throats, Tyler looked pissed too, probably wasn’t going to be long before Tyler joined Lena, you just cast a worried face and continued to scurry to your locker.
(An/)
I'm going to make this a chose your own adventure type story, there will be one with Lena and Tyler reappearing, and one where they are only lowkey. Cause tbf this was a joke between me and my friend, so with us being in the story a lot, I dont want y'all to loose interest lmao.
Also! Tyler also has a bunch of cool writings on his page just click this @ (FluffyEnderPug)
YOU ARE READING
Pepsi man × Reader
SpiritualSorry this is gonna be really stupid, I'm spending my corona time on this shits ✌