Bob Buys a Bobcat

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So, my neighbors and I made up a random spoof. It came up as we went. XD I love doing random stuff with them!!!!!

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Narrator: Bob went to the bobcat store, and he got a delightful bobcat.

Bob: I like this delightful bobcat!

Narrator: Bob took his new bobcat home, and they swam in a swimming pool of soup.

Bob: SOUP!!! YUMMY SOUP!!!!!!

Bobcat: BOBCAT NOISE!!!!!!

Narrator: Then Bob got out and dried off with a towel of cheese.

Bobcat: I LIKE CHEESE!!!!! BOBCAT NOISE!!!!

Bob: I LOVE CHEESE TOO!!!!!!

Narrator: Bob named his bobcat Cheese McBobcatcheese.

Bob: IM GONNA NAME YOU CHEESE MCBOBCATCHEESE!!!!!

Cheese McBobcatcheese: (In bobcat language) *runs into the middle of a huge intersection* IM CHEESE MCBOBCATCHEESE EVERBODY!!!!!!

Narrator: Cheese McBobcatcheese and Bob go to McDonalds and eat cheese burgers with extra cheese.

Bob: IM GONNA GET A CHEESEBURGER WITH EXTRA CHEESE!!!!!!!!

Cheese McBobcatcheese: (in bobcat language) I WANT A CHEESEBURGER WITH NO CHEESE AND EXTRA CHEESE!!!!!!

Bob: You make so much sense Cheese McBobcatcheese!!!!!!!

Random McDonalds person: So, cheese or no cheese?

Bob and Cheese McBobcatcheese: CHEESE AND NO CHEESE!!!!!!!!

Random McDonalds person: OKAY!!!!! I LOVE CHEESE AND NO CHEESE TOGETHER!!!!!!

Bob and Cheese McBobcatcheese: OKAY!!!!!! LETS HAVE A CHEESE AND NO CHEESE PARTY!!!!!

All three weirdos: YAYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*everyone else is looking at them through their cheese goggles like they are completely normal and say CAN WE COME!!!!!!!!!*

All three weirdos: YES!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!!!

Everyone at McDonalds: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

*now they are all best friends*

THE END!!!!!! HAVE A HAPPY CHEESE DAY!!!!!!

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Cast: (my neighbors do not have wattpad)

Narrator- Bubblegum552 (neighbor)

Bob and Cheese McBobcatcheese and random McDonalds person- Gummibear72(neighbor)

All peeps: Frostwolf27 (me)

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