So, my neighbors and I made up a random spoof. It came up as we went. XD I love doing random stuff with them!!!!!
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Narrator: Bob went to the bobcat store, and he got a delightful bobcat.
Bob: I like this delightful bobcat!
Narrator: Bob took his new bobcat home, and they swam in a swimming pool of soup.
Bob: SOUP!!! YUMMY SOUP!!!!!!
Bobcat: BOBCAT NOISE!!!!!!
Narrator: Then Bob got out and dried off with a towel of cheese.
Bobcat: I LIKE CHEESE!!!!! BOBCAT NOISE!!!!
Bob: I LOVE CHEESE TOO!!!!!!
Narrator: Bob named his bobcat Cheese McBobcatcheese.
Bob: IM GONNA NAME YOU CHEESE MCBOBCATCHEESE!!!!!
Cheese McBobcatcheese: (In bobcat language) *runs into the middle of a huge intersection* IM CHEESE MCBOBCATCHEESE EVERBODY!!!!!!
Narrator: Cheese McBobcatcheese and Bob go to McDonalds and eat cheese burgers with extra cheese.
Bob: IM GONNA GET A CHEESEBURGER WITH EXTRA CHEESE!!!!!!!!
Cheese McBobcatcheese: (in bobcat language) I WANT A CHEESEBURGER WITH NO CHEESE AND EXTRA CHEESE!!!!!!
Bob: You make so much sense Cheese McBobcatcheese!!!!!!!
Random McDonalds person: So, cheese or no cheese?
Bob and Cheese McBobcatcheese: CHEESE AND NO CHEESE!!!!!!!!
Random McDonalds person: OKAY!!!!! I LOVE CHEESE AND NO CHEESE TOGETHER!!!!!!
Bob and Cheese McBobcatcheese: OKAY!!!!!! LETS HAVE A CHEESE AND NO CHEESE PARTY!!!!!
All three weirdos: YAYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*everyone else is looking at them through their cheese goggles like they are completely normal and say CAN WE COME!!!!!!!!!*
All three weirdos: YES!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!!!
Everyone at McDonalds: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
*now they are all best friends*
THE END!!!!!! HAVE A HAPPY CHEESE DAY!!!!!!
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Cast: (my neighbors do not have wattpad)
Narrator- Bubblegum552 (neighbor)
Bob and Cheese McBobcatcheese and random McDonalds person- Gummibear72(neighbor)
All peeps: Frostwolf27 (me)