Too glam to give a damn

Our argument this morning

Andrea- *sitting on the couch* Jason!

Jason-Yeah?*sits down with me*

You smell

Nice

Nope

Manly

Nope more girly...Jason?

What are you trying to say?

Jason!?! Why the fuck does my couch smell like bimbo perfume?!

So maybe I did something on the couch last night when you were with Eloise

ON MY COUCH?!

its my couch too...

Eww my eyes my mind eww you were naked on this couch *by now I have jumped off the couch*

I'm sorry! Just cause I'm irresistible!

Irresistible?! Really?! That's all your going to say!? You need to settle down at one point jason! You can't be a slut at sixty!

*walks over to me* I'm sorry Andrea next time I'll do it on OUR table instead

*glaring at jason like really scarily* or you could find another room mate.

No please no Andrea!!!

Well stop sleeping around on my couch!

*then he hugs me so I hug him back and then everything's alright... well I smacked him around the head and then everything's alright❤*

-that was just a little argument that me and jason had over absolutely nothing... He loves me really... Yeah... Last update pof the night because I'm a celebs on bai guys x-