~Wanda~

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by Thatgayshipperlol

by Thatgayshipperlol

Juandissimo is straight, he likes Wanda, he ISN'T GAY FOR CUPID. Nope. Not even a little. He doesn't dream about Cupid nor does he think about him all day.

It started as a normal Friday in Fairy World, Juandissimo was flirting with Wanda when he saw it; Cupid was walking out of Starbucks drinking a Caramel Macchiato. (Just pretend there's a Starbucks in Fairy World-) He was walking out with Cosmo and pretended not to notice Juandissimo staring at him with wide eyes.

~Juandissimos' POV~ 'Why is Cupido with him? I know he is amigos with Cosmo but going to Starbucks with him? That crosses the línea (Line). I should go over and beat the living daylights out of that green-haired idiot (Woah, chill out man)

Cosmo and Cupid waved goodbye then Cosmo walked away. Cupid looked at Juandissimo and winked leaving Juandissimo blushing and staring at Cupid as he walked away. When Juandissimo returned to Remy Buxaplentys' house he saw Remy and Timmy Turner on the floor making out. Shirtless. Juandissmo turned red and poofed back to Fairy World. When he got there, he saw Cosmo, out of all people, waiting. "Heeeeeey Juandissimo!" Cosmo said cheerfully. "Hola Cosmo...." Juandissimo said forcing a smile. "So... is there anything between you and Cupido...?" Cosmo laughed and said "No silly! Besides, I'm dating Anti Cosmo. Cupid and I are nothing more than friends!" Juandissimo was relived and it must've been showing because Cosmo said smirking "Why~ Do you liiiiiiiiiiiiiiike him~" "WHAT N-NO!" Juandissimo said way too quickly.

"Should I tell Cupid~?" Cosmo said teasingly. "Tell Cupid what?" A voice behind them said. Juandissimo looked back and he saw Cupid holding a Chestnut Praline Latte (Don't judge me; I got to Starbucks WAY too much lol. I practically have had ALL drinks there) "What do you wanna tell me Cosmo?" Cupid asked excitedly. "Juandissimo ha-" Cosmo was cut off when Juandissmo waved his wand and poofed Cosmo to Anti Fairy World to get him away. "He was going to say...uh... that I never had Starbucks before?" Juandissimo said uncertainly. "... you. never. had. Starbucks. before." Cupid began, "Well why are you just standing there? WE NEED TO GET YOU SOME STARBUCKS!" Cupid said happily.

20 minutes later Cupid and Juandissimo walked out with A Cherry Blossom Frappuccino for Juandissimo and a Unicorn Frappuccino for Cupid. "So is it great or is it AWESOME~," Cupid said happily. "It is pretty good," Juandissimo replied laughing. "So Juan, you wanna go back to my place and watch a movie!" "Yeah, s-sure. Juandissimo replied meekly. Juandissimo wondered what movie they were going to watch 'Oh wait, it's Cupid. It's going to be a Romance,' Juandissimo thought. "I got a movie!" Cupid said scaring the heck out of Juandissimo who was lost in thought. Cupid held up the movie.

Romance.