once, there was a person called Daniel, and oh how he loved to succ. he would succ anything and everything, it didn't matter to him. he was a single male man who was born from a woman. he had tiny nipples, smaller than an ants, so as much as he wanted to, he could not play with them. one day, he found a epik pink lightsaber in his mum's drawer, he though, 'oh boy this looks fun' and so he succed it. the next day, his long lost sister arrived at home, he thought, 'thank god we are in alabama' so he decided to succ her. little did he know, he was in hong kong instead. just when he was about to succ her, his homies yelled out: 'no dont succ that daniel', but it was too late.
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