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Normal usernames for now, also because i suck at remembering complicated ones.

Hongjoong added San
Hongjoong added wooyoung
Hongjoong added yeosang
Hongjoong added seonghwa
Hongjoong added Yunho
Hongjoong added mingi
Hongjoong added jongho

                      -7:30pm-
hongjoong
Hello!

wooyoung
Hong you know you don't have to text like that right?

yeosang
Shut the fuck up woo

san
Yeo leave my b- I mean leave woo alone

yunho
Wow y'all are hoes

yeosang
excuse do you want me to expose you?

yunho
Bet.

yeosang
Anyone wanna see the video of Yunho poll dancing?

mingi
MEEE

seonghwa
yeosang do not

yeosang
fine

wooyoung
WHIPPED

yeosang
I will throw you out the window and watch as you cry

wooyoung
*Insert pout face*

san
Uwu

yunho
who tf says 'uWu'

yeosang
fucking weirdos, san is whipped

wooyoung
rood

mingi
how about everyone stfu and let dad speak, oop i meant hongjoong and woo, who tf spells rude like that

hongjoong
thank you gosh

yunho
sike

mingi
omg stop

hongjoong
alright so I made this group chat so when we are not all together we can talk also has anyone seen jongho?

yeosang
he's dead like you, dinosaur

hongjoong
wow how rude

san
hes fighting with donkey kong

yeosang
seonghwa can you help me with some stuff?

seonghwa
what stuff?

wooyoung
👀👀

yeosang
uh well, dumbass wooyoung, told me it was a great idea to whip an egg, don't ask, and it said to do it over 1000 times, and i did but then it turned out shit and then i got frustrated and spilt flour everywhere, don't ask why i had flour, but yeah

seonghwa
um, sure...?
seonghwa logged off
yeosang logged off
jongho logged on

wooyoung
they gon fook

jongho
your fuckin weird

san
so how was donkey kong?

hongjoong logged off

jongho
eh he was easy, it was so boring

jongho logged off

yunho
um ok but does anyone smell a ship?

mingi
tf, we are like brothers

san
stfu mingi

wooyoung
between who?

yunho
yeosang and seonghwa, dummy

mingi
are y'all on drugs

san
yes, a lot of it

wooyoung
did you get into joongs stash
and yes we ship um what's a ship name?

Yunho
yeohwa?

wooyoung
nah uh sangseong?

mingi
why tf am i friends with you guys

yunho
OH SEONGSANG cause we all know seonghwa tops

wooyoung
shit you got me there

san
woo BTS just released a new song, let's go drool over jungkook

wooyoung
im on my way ;)

san logged off
wooyoung logged off

mingi
wtf just happened

yunho
your mum

mingi
wot

yunho
peace out bitch

Yunho logged off

mingi
i really need to stop eating wooyoungs brownies

mingi logged off
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Ayeeee new story (hello this is me from the future and i have updated this story a little bit to make it go longer cause i kinda rushed it but over the next week or month who knows, i'll be editing each chapter and making them longer and play out more, thank you for reading!!)

Ships:
-seongsang
-woosan
-yungi
-jongjoong

Alright that's all bye my fellow crackheads.

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