The "F" Word

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The whole Horror Group was having a meeting about the Final Girl. Before Pinhead came in, the whole Group in the audience was singing.

THE HORROR GROUP: Shut your f*cking face, Uncle f*cker! You're a b**er bitting b*stard, uncle F*cker!

The moment Pinhead came in, everyone went silent.

PINHEAD: Okay, everyone. We're gonna learn about the Final Girl. Any questions?

FREDDY: Is having sex with a zombie considered necrophilia?

PINHEAD: I meant questions on the topic, you h*rny w*nker.

Pinhead picks up a sheet of written paper and reads it.

PINHEAD: (reading) "Eat pumpkin sh*t, you a** spelunker."

Everyone roared with laughter after Pinhead read the profane paper. Pinhead tells everyone to calm down.

DAMIEN: *raises his hand*

PINHEAD: Yes, Damien?

Before Damien can say something, Chucky made mocking sounds.

DAMIEN: Shut up, you midget!

CHUCKY: Hey, don't call me a midget, you f*cking Hobbit!

PINHEAD: Chucky, did you just say the "F" word?!

CHUCKY: Hobbit?

DAMIEN: No, he's talking about "f*ck". You can't say "f*ck" during the meeting, you f*cking Dwarf!

PINHEAD: Damien!

CHUCKY: Why the f*ck not?!

PINHEAD: Chucky!

PENNYWISE: Dude, you just said "f*ck" again!

PINHEAD: Pennywise!

MICHAEL: *holds up a sign that said "F*CK" written on it*

PINHEAD: Michael!

CHUCKY: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. F*ck, f*ck, f*ckity, f*ck, f*ck, f*ck.

PINHEAD: How would you like to go out in the halls?!

CHUCKY: How would you like to go make out with a zombie's rotten a**hole?

Everyone gasped and looked at Chucky.

PINHEAD: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!

CHUCKY: Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. What I said was, *uses a speaker thingy* "How would you like to make out with a zombie's rotten a**hole, Pinhead?"

Pinhead was so furious that he didn't know what to say after that.

PENNYWISE: Holy sh*t, dude.

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