agent p: you're really pretty
jennie: excuse me
agent p: HAHAHHAHAFAHDFAGAHA
jennie: are you okay
agent p: i had a tad too much wiNE BITCH
jennie: oh
agent p: can i call you
agent p: why didn't i just call you before lol
jennie: don't do that
agent p: i'm gonna do it
jennie: no
agent p: ANSWER
jennie: you're tipsy you're gonna say something dumb
jennie: you'd do that anyways
agent p: my friend ships us
jennie: what
jennie: does that even mean
agent p: are you serious
jennie: yes
agent p: my friend wants to call you
jennie: no
agent p: she's gonna do it
jennie: oh my god
ring, ring, ring.
jennie rolls her eyes and huffs. what if nameless cat girl is like twelve or she's been talking to a preteen boy this whole time. isn't that illegal? in the end, curiosity is the winner of her internal battle.
"hello?"
"hi, is this lisa's friend that she hasn't shut up about?" it's definitely a female voice and she sounds like she's in her twenties. jennie finally breathes. wait, did she say lisa?
"lisa, that's her name?" jennie says instead, a small smirk playing on her lips. she couldn't wait to hold that against her.
"lisa, she has a fucking korean accent" jennie hears the girl tell, who she assumes is, lisa. she is still waiting to finally hear her voice.
"holy shit, have my babies" jennie hears a distant voice, almost inaudible but due to the obnoxiously loud- and clearly intoxicated- voice that she assumes belongs to the mysterious nameless cat girl, she heard it loud and clear.
"not sure that's physically possible, love"
"rosé, my dick is going to burst. did you hear that?" lisa says instead of replying.
"you don't have a dick and you better be bloody glad you don't," the original female speaker- rosé, she realises- says, her tone playful even as she scoffs at her.
"i'm going to hang up now," jennie says but is immediately bombarded with a mess of yells and pleas to stay on the phone.
"lisa just wants to know your name, she's been obsessively trying to figure it out for weeks-"
"shut up, rosie. i have not," lisa interrupts and jennie can just hear her pout. she thinks that's kinda cute.
jennie smirks. "hm, guess i'm not gonna tell you my name if you're not that interested..." jennie trails of teasingly.
"oh my god, no, pleeease, she's right! i'm obsessed with finding out your name," lisa rambles. it's quite endearing.
"tell me what you named your cat" jennie replies with instead. she hears rosé make a sound that makes it evident she found the question weird but lisa just groans.
"i named her jenjen okay?" lisa huffs.
"you said to name her jennie and i thought it didn't suit her but i like jenjen, and that's close enough? right?"
jennie is rendered speechless.
"i can't believe you named your cat after me"
and then she hangs up.
