raven and evergreen

stave 7, the tale of a writer and a lawyer

after the fire monster joined raven's side, mary told james to meet her at the river. then, james did as she said and met her at the river. " so, what do you want to talk about?" asked james. "well it's just that i want to know something james raven." replied mary. "well, what is it mary?" asked james. " do you love your work more than you love me. and the reason i think that is because you spend more time with merlin and everyone else and talk about finding the staff and stuff. and you barely spend time with your own WIFE!!!" mary exclaimed! " well i love you more than anything in the world, but i have to do this and save the world. but i always have time with you, in fact, i'll tell you how much i love you. on a scale of 1-100, how much do you think i love you?" replied james. " um........ 100?" mary guessed. "1,000,000%! that's how much i love you! and yes i know that makes no sense, because i said on a scale of 1-100 and i did not mention percent's in this but that's how much i love you. otherwise you would be married to the devil by now!" replied james. i was true love, and right out of nowhere it started to rain. but they did not care and did not let rain get in the way of a romantic moment! and then they kissed in the rain! it was so romantic and right in the middle of the kissing, a demon bird kidnapped mary! james tried to run after her, but then he heard a cry for help! then he had to chose the cry for help or trying to save mary. he chose to run after mary, and when james got close to mary, the demon bird used the sleep spell on james. and he fell asleep and slept for about a hour or two. and when he woke up he saw puppy cerberus in front of him licking his face! " what..... happened?!" asked james. " zozo took the staff and melody, and then we found you in the woods sleeping on the ground. so we took you here for you to rest! so what happened to you?" replied reagen. " me and mary where kissing in the wood's when this big demon bird kidnapped mary. so i ran to rescue mary, then the demon bird used this spell on me and then everything was black." said james raven. " well, what are we doing siting around here doing nothing! we have to go to hell and rescue mary and melody and get the staff and kick the devil's and zozo's butts!" shouted jeff. then everyone left to find the gateway to hell!