Spongebob's diary

My diary (sponge bob's diary)

 A/N: Just saying if you have any questions  about  Spongebob, ask them and I will answer and I am only 11 years old so if there are any spelling or grammar mistakes point them out please but be nice   :)

Hello this is me, Spongebob. I am 22 years old , I don't have any siblings (well i don't think i do).

One of my  best friends is Squidwards. He  only has 6 legs but he is still an octopus. My first name would have been Spongeboy Squarepants but my parents changed it to Spongebob Squarepants. My other best friend is Patrick Star. He is 27 years old and an other friend Sandy is 37 years old. Oh and I have a pet called Gary  Wilson jr. He is 24,3 years old. His birthday is the  27 of December. Oh and I nearly  forgot to say  we all  live at Bikini Bottom and I work at the Krusty Krabs and my boss is Mr. Krabs and his daddy is called Victor Krabs. Oh and  Mr Krabs loves money. He has  around £2 million and there is plankton. He is a little creature  but no one is very sure  what creature he is but his goal is to take the secret formula  and he has a wife Karen Plankton. She was  born on the 20 th  of December and they have a child called Chip Plankton. The formula  is lettuce, cheese, tomatoes, tarta sauce, mayo, flour, turmeric, sea salt,  land salt, barnacle shavings, the patty, mustard, ketchup, two buns and onions.

I know that everyone has been asking themselves, is Sandy Cheeks sponge bob's girlfriend? Well no, she isn't. She is my wife. Oh and Sandy has a twin brother called Randy Cheeks :)  And my lovely snail (Gary) is first  cousins with my best friend Patrick Starr because Patrick's  parents were Herb and Margie star and Gary's parents are Sluggo and an unrevealed mummy.

 Pearl, Mr Krabs daughter, is a whale  because Mr Krabs married an other sperm whale which is why Pearl is a whale.

Nearly all my best friends are on this photo :)