Badass (one direction)

Plane ride part2

Thanks ginalovesoreos and amber_loves_1D_jband purplesuperninjas123

This chappie is dedicated to you!

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~Lily's pov~

"err hi guys" I say sweetly.

Harry steps forwards,

"one step closer styles and the cat gets it" I say pretending I'm about to rip the cats head off.

Louis steps forwards next,

"kevin will go bye bye lou"

I say holding Kevin to the window.

"you cant! Not kevin!" he whined

"hush! Oh ni ni" I say sweetly.

"y yeah?" he's scared ooooooo I can play with this.

"well I.." dramtic pause..

"ate all the food." I didnt really.

"you you what" he says crying into Zayns shoulder.

He looks cute, LILY SAY WHA?! IM HIGH ON UNICORNS BEBZ NO WORRYS.

"zaynniiieeeee" I coo.

"I will smash your mirrors"

"you wouldnt"

"oh but I would."

I grab the small mirror and drop it,I hear a smash perfect. Zayn dropped to the floor crying, over a mirror?! I thought I was weird.

Liam gos to jump at me, I grab the two spoons the we're hiding in my bra and shape them in a cross. (thanks to the girlys at the top!)

"one step closer payne, one step"

He backs away fear in his eyes.

"Now I don't like you, infact I hate you! And I'm pretty sure you hate me too,"

I was replied with

'no' and stuff.

"Whatevs anyway things are gonna go my way round here understood?" I say stearnly.

"your crazy" I herd Harry mumble,

What in the world is he talking about?

"WHO LET THE DOGS OUT? WHO WHO WHO WHO?"

okay so I just proved his point but that's just me.

"oh lily" I heard Louis coo,

"yeah?"

"I have something of yours"

"what"

He had my skateboard! MY SKATEBOARD!

He's smerking why is he smerking?

WHY?!

HELPPPPP!

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