Snake: this chat is dead
Kittycat: you're dead
Trash: my mom just adopted a little girl!!!
Trash: her name is Emma. She's 5!!!
Gamerboi: oh no
Trash: she already likes pokemon, so I'm not going to force her to watch any anime unless she wants to. She gonna go to our nearby elementary school next school year. I'm so excited!!!
Deadman: can I teach her how to play volleyball?
Trash: 1st of all, you suck so no. 2nd of all, you're in japan and cant come to America bc of our stupid prez so no. 3rd of all, I'll be doing that, so no.
Deadman: dang
NobodyCares: I wanna meet her before Jack has any influence on her.
Trash: bet
Aliens!: Alya!!!
Trash: Oinkers!!!
Aliens!: Iwa is being r00d again
Iwa: I did nothing wrong
Uravity: I still get yall mixed up
Trash: Iwa, stop throwing volleyballs at Oinks. Mental abuse is fine, but physical is not. His fangirls will vore you
Aliens!: :0
Iwa: bet
Uravity: how do I differentiate between you people
Trash: meet them in person
NobodyCares: please no
NobodyCares: death everywhere
Explosives: you are very welcome
Trash: should I add the villains to this chat.....
Deku: no!
Snake: DO ITTTT
Trash has added 2 people to the chat
Trash: welcome fellow murderers
Deku: FELLOW?
Trash: long story long story long story
Dabi: Alya, why
Trash: this chat is dead....
Bl00d: HI ALYA
Trash: HI TOGAAAA
Deku: oh god
Bl00d: hi Izuku!
Snake: why only 2?
Trash: Magne died, Chisaki doesnt have arms anymore, Shigaraki cant hold a phone, Kirigiri doesnt have a phone, and Spinner doesnt like me anymore so... Also, Mr. Compress cant really type all that well...
YOU ARE READING
BNHAxHaikyu!! Chatfic
Fanfictionuh...the title says it all.... Alya makes a group chat hoping to introduce everyone and it actually works, despite not being able to get into contact with anybody for a long time.
