Short stories that I just think off my mind.

Untitled Part 5

I wanna draw yaoi. But I live with my family, and we wouldn't want my family to find out about my interests, would we? No but for real, lately because of the quarantine I've been reading more and more yaoi. I don't hate it but, it just makes me feel lonelier, y'know? Oh how I wish for a person to hug and cry with.

~Author

2/3/2020 18:43

Dear person living in my house,

I'm a ghost, uwu. I haunt this house and everything thing here belongs to me! What? You bought this house? I DON'T CARE! I bought it with my own money before you did! I've been here for almost 10 years! I died to a stroke! Can you believe that? A stroke! Me, a beautiful young woman, died to a stroke! Dammit, I should've at least gotten rid of my virginity before I died.... Well whatever! This is my house! And if you're gonna live in it, you will have to be my humble servant! The servant of this queen! Since I bought this humble abode of mine, as well as died in it, it means that this all belongs to me! Thus I am the queen, I am your majestic leader! You must follow all my orders, or you will not have even a wink of sleep! I will haunt you, I will kill you, and I will make sure you go to hell!

Yours truthfully,

The Ghost in your house, UwU

2/3/2020 22:38

Dear person living in my house,

DID YOU JUST WATCH JOJO? I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THEY MADE AN ANIME! I died in 2010, you see... I only had a few volumes of Part 1 and 2... SO I WAS SO EXCITED WHEN I SAW YOU WATCHING PART 2!!! CAN I WATCH IT TOGETHER WITH YOU? PLEASE? YOU HAVE NO CHOICE, I'M THE OWNER OF THIS HOME, I'LL FORCE YOU TO LET ME!!! KYAAA~ I LOVE JOSEPH!!! JOSEPH BEST JOJO! UWU!!! I just started jojo too... well 10 years ago that is... can we start from part 1? I've forgotten everything... please?

Yours truthfully,

Kono DIO da! (the ghost living together in this house with you.)

5/3/2020   10:30

Dear person living in my house,

How are you?
You came back drunk yesterday. I had to see you struggle and stuff. It was really disgusting. You're lucky that I still remember how to make hangover soup. I've written the recipe in another letter, go make the soup yourself.

Please be a more responsible adult next time. You're 28, for God's sake.

Yours sincerely,

The ghost living with you.

4/4/2020   16:20

Dear person living in my house,

Hahah, 420!!!

Yours sincerely,

The ghost living with you.

20/5/2020   18:25

Dear person living in my house,

Why did you leave? Didn't we promise to watch anime together? Also you smell like perfume.
Unless...
You have a girl?! Wow... I didn't expect that from you... Good job! Next on your list is to actually lose your virginity. Don't worry, spend all your time with the girl. I'll be here blessing you two with my presence.
... the anime can wait.

Yours sincerely,

The ghost living with you.

29/5/2020 11:46

Dear person living in my house,

Today is my birthday. I know you are not home at the moment but, hey, a ghost feel's lonely too.
...Can you buy me a chocolate cake? I'm not forcing you to but, I like chocolate.
It's my... 20... 26th? 27th? Birthday. A slice will do. You can have the cake, I can't eat it anyways...
Oh and presents are not needed. The cake will do.
Thank you.

Yours faithfully,

The ghost living with you.

13/6/2020 13:58

Dear person living in my house,

I think I'm fading away haha. I think I'm getting promoted to ghost of the underworld. Don't worry, I think I have around one more month left with you. When I'm gone please don't miss me too much, it'll be disgusting. I'm going to preserve my power for my journey to the underworld now so I won't be writing for 2 weeks or so. Later.

Yours sincerely,

The ghost living with you.

25/6/2020 5:00

Dear person living in my house,

I have to go now. Don't miss me too much, okay? Hahah Bye~!

I really like you. I like you so much my chest feels like exploding. But my love never happen. For I am a ghost. But hey, at least I can leave with a weight off my shoulders.

...

Why am I writing letters to someone non-existent?

Good bye.
The ghost that'll never live with you anymore.