I was sitting in my garden, chillin WIF da chickens when all of a sudden (there's 4 ok) 1 speaks it wos like "mar pass da weed" i was like "what weed???"
"NO IM THE ONLY PERSON WHO MAR PASSES DA WEED TO" jumped out of the bush with her towel turban on thinkin she light skin and shet when she's blick....
"Hi warda LUV" I shouted to her as gave me a bright smile (jk her teeth are blick too)
"IYA LUV HOW ARE U" she said in her Sheffield accent
