min Yoongi: THE ULTIMATE BOTTOM

Yoonkook- Masked Man

Everyone stay at home, be safe. The bunny masked man is coming to town tonight. Lock all windows and exits possible.

   Tch. Yoongi snickered, death? He wasn't afraid of it, in fact he purposely didn't lock any doors and windows. He hated being afraid, especially when his fear was something natural, he used to be afraid of death. Now he is waiting at it's door. You see Yoongi wanted to die, but he didn't want to kill himself, because that would be pathetic.

   Yoongi turned off the TV and headed upstairs to his bedroom. He always slept without pants, and just a big white tshirt. He slowly fell asleep.

THUMP
THUMP
THUMP

   Yoongi woke up annoyed. Who the hell would wake me up. Yoongi was thirsty, so he went downstairs to his kitchen. He saw a man, he ignored him. He grabbed his water, the man in the bunny masked following him.

"Look at least let me drink some fucking water before I die, jeez"

"You're cute"

"For all I know you could be a 56 year old under that mask"

"I don't think a 56 year old would be as good of a killer as I am"

"Yeah, you're probably right, but you could be really ugly still"

"Wow no manners?"

"I'm tired. Let me go to sleep."

"Hmm, you like crossdressing I see" The man said as he lifted up Yoongi's shirt.

"You really like being a pervert don't you?" Yoongi said mad, as he stomped upstairs to his room.

Fuck him for waking me up, I am not as tired as I was before now.

Yoongi saw the door opening.

"Oh right you wanted to kill me right?"

"No, I decided to instead sleep with you instead"

"Well I do have a sleeping bag if you want"

"No, I will be sleeping in the same bed as you"

"Hmm, I do have a big mattress, so go ahead"

"Y'know for a cute little boy like you I am surprised you're not scared of me"

"I don't like being afraid" Yoongi said as he stood up.

"Where are you going?"

"To put on some pants. I don't want to be pantsless with a pervert like you"

"Aww, c'mon you look so cute though"

"If you take off that mask I won't put on pants"

"You got guts. But I trust that you won't snitch, so I will show you" The man took off his mask.

"My name is Jeon Jungkook"

"Min Yoongi, also you're just as bad as I thought you looked"

"Well if you're calling me ugly you must have some high ass standards" Jungkook said obviously irritated.

"No, I just think you're kind of ugly"

"Well you're all the way over there, I look even better up close" With that said Yoongi walked towards Jungkook, closely examining him.

"Hmm, I guess you are pretty handsome"

"Yes I am"

"But my boy friend's are better looking"

"You ha-"

"Tired, night"

"Goodnight"

The next day