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You walk towards the Kazoo Park in Kazoofield, Kazooland.
Over there you stumble upon a blonde, blue-eyed boy with a kazoo. He must be one of the natices you thought.
You bump into him.
"Im sorry, but- Wait a minute, who are you...?" he asks
You T-Pose, "I AM THE QUEEN OF WAKANDA"
"You on kazoo. Don't run, jump or dance while playing the kazoo. Thanks." he blushes
You blush as the blonde haired boy sits down next to you.
"I need to tell you a...secret" he says. You look up at him, scared you couldn't annonce your feelings for him.
"Yeah? What is it Kazoo Kid?" You mumble. He lifts your face with his middle finger and says:
"Y/N....I think I'm on kazoo......"
You gasp, as here in kazooland it is a shame to be on kazoo. You couldn't take it, the boy you love with his soul sold to the kazoo demons, called The Chuck Kazoo Cheese. You sigh and look down.
"Yeah, I know it's hard, but we can get through this. Together? Promise me Y/N?" He asks.
"I promise kazoo kid" you say. You have just made a promise to an evil child who lures children using kazoos.
"I like to sing.....dance, pretend, and I like to have...fun fun fun fun!" He says. That turned you on.
"Fun?" You say. "I know something we can do that would make you have so much fun....." you smirk.
"Sure, sPeCiAl fRiEnD, what is it?
You grab his arm and lead him to the "it's a small world" ride at Disneyland.
"This is my home. Do you like it Kazoo Kid?" You ask. He looks around at all the dolls and squeals.
"I love it here!"
As you guys continue to talk, the dolls move and sing their song.
The Kazoo Kid looks at you and feels so flustered. He hold out your hand and says:
"I know I met you at the park like, 69 minutes ago, but I l-love you." He smiles.
You blush, you didn't know how to respond.
And with that, the kazoo kid pulls you in for a kiss. His lips taste kazoo-y, and you can't help for more. But you don't get more, instead you get a kazoo.
"Join me, lets be kazoo friends....fOrEvEr"
You blush and pick up the kazoo. You play it and suddenly feel all the pasta demons wake up inside of you
"Wiiiiiii musicccc" you hear them whisper. But you aren't giving them what they want. Your giving them the all might (I AM HERE) themed kazoo.
----Next Day------
"hey special friend. The other kids want me to playy with them, but..." he mumbled sadly.
"I get a little qUiEt around people" he blushed and looked down. You sighed and took his hand. And then bit it
"uhm nom nom im a vampire mwahaha" you said, shocking him.
He blushes and punches your nose. You can not say anything, since he presses his lips against yours.
"Will you marry me Y/N?" he asks, and gets down on one knee with a small box.
