Kazoo Kid x Reader

Rules

I should have put this first, but i forgot.

You on kazoo.

Don't run, jump or dance while playing the kazoo.

Thanks.

I think we are gonna be friends.

Special friends.

And when I say friends, special friends.

I like too sing, dance pretend and I like too have

Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun!

Psst, let's go over here, just you and me.

I just want too say

Kaaazoo.

Can we do more kazoo?

You know what?

I think we are gonna be friends.

Special friends.

And when I say friends.

I like to sing, dance pretend and

I like to have

Fun...

(That is what the plot will be, his iconic speech.)

By the way he is like 7 in this and your whatever age you are.

Smut:

You walk into the its a small world closet, and feel his grip getting tighter.

"f-friend....." he moans

mkay ima finish later bye homosapiens