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The bus gets to my stop. I head down while giving my girls our signature handshake.
Walking down my street with my head down obviously ignoring everything.. (Cause no teen walks down the street paying attention to anything.. It's science!😂) And I bump into somebody.. Urg great now I have to apologize to whoever it was and frankly I hate talking to new people..Person: Hey. Can't you see where you are going!?
I finally raise my head to see wtf is yelling at me and to my greatest surprise it's Her!
Wtf do I say now. (these are the kind of moments I wished I had a side kick or something to help me talk!)
Person: Ain't you going to apologize or something?
What did she mean apologize? She hit me too.. Didn't she?
Me: Apologize for what exactly? You hit me didn't you?
Person: You hit me first.. Girl just apologize and move along
Me: Well I'm not apologizing if you don't apologize. Simple... And this is my street so I'm the one with the upper hand here!
Person: I stay on the street also.. So yh I have an upper foot. 🙄
Me: Haha funny. I'll be able to apologize properly if you tell me your name
Person: I'm Chi. So apologize already
Me: Well Chi I'm sorry for bumping into you. To make it up to you why don't you come out this evening and we will take a stroll around?
Chi: Thanks for the apology but nope I got taste and are no where near what I like! Bye.
Did she just diss me?.. Like did this girl diss me?!!.. Oh no game is on!Next Day
We all in class.. No lecturer(typical BTW)..
Qwin: Babe please give me your phone. Want to take the pics we took yesterday
Alex: Here you go babe.. *She gives her the phone*
Steph: What did you guys do yesterday that there are pics.. Huh tell us bro?
Alex: Mind your business guy.. What we did doesn't concern you
Me: Ah.. Na fight? Just talk na. Boredom go kill us oh!
Alex: Fine we spent the evening on her roof top. Was fun and we decided to take pics that's all.. What about you guys what happened yesterday?
Steph: Well I saw this fine girl in the bus.. Whispered a few things into her ear and she went home with me... Guy the girl track na killer. 😂😂
*We all laugh!*
Me: Oga Boss.. Show us your ways 😂😂
As for me.. Yesterday I saw the pretty girl on my street
Alex: What pretty girl?
Me: The one from class na.. Her name is Chi and she stays on my street
Steph: Mad oh.. Guy na sure pass na.. You go bang her cry 😂😂
Me: 😂😂 the girl be forming oh. Saying I'm not her type.. Trust me na after two days she go dey follow me like fly 😂😂
Steph and Alex together: Na sure thing!
*We all laugh together*😂😂..The class door opens and it's her.. She sits right next to me..
Time for me to get her 😋!
Me: Hey Chi.. You looking fireeee today
Chi: Excuse me how do you know my name?
Me: so you don't remember me from yesterday.. Mrs apology?
Chi: Oh it's you.. Trouble in human form!
Me: Well trouble has a name and it's Star... So why not drop the act and just admit I'm everything you need! 😉
Chi: I'm.. I'm not admitting anything so back off
*I lean in towards her.. Literally breathing on her face*
Me: You already stammering... Imagine me giving you the tongue work you'd probably pass out!
*She moves away* Haq I just proved she likes me 😂
I'm so good... (Allow me feel myself.. The girl legit wet herself. 😂😂.. Idk idk.. But I'm good with them ladies)Hope you liked this chapter? Say something. 🙌
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New Kind
Non-FictionWe've heard lots of stories about Studs and Lesbians. but never heard of a Nigerian based one!