Bnha (DekuVerse)

The one thing

"Helllloooo i'm not dead" Charlotte said popping up out of nowhere
" your back" Uraraka spoke full relief
" anyway I'm here with a funny one" Charlotte said as her computer popped up in her lap

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the one thing
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Deku appears on screen holding a microphone" so another story I heard about myself this one happened in high school a we had this teacher in high school named mr.Aizawa and he had a son in our class named shinsou's Aizawa"

" ha I knew it" Todoroki yelled pointing at Aizawa and then shinsou's

"And mr.Aizawa what is an asshole and one weekend he and his husband decide to leave town which you should never do if you're an asshole"

Mr.Aizawa was glaring straight at Deku

" and shinsou's decide to throw a party at the teachers house" The screen then switched to show Deku " hoorayyyy" he said sounding very disappointed
" everyone around town heard about it and we all got up individually and thought ' let's go over there ......and destroy the place'

" I swear if any of you guys ever did this you would be expelled" Mr.Aizawa spoke up threatening his class

" so I walked into this party everyone I have ever met was there and the everyone was drinking like it was the end of the world people were drinking like it was the Civil War and a doctor was coming to saw our legs off" The screen shifts back over to Deku " and it was totally unsupervised we were like dogs without horses we were running wild"

" is it bad I can imagine our class doing this" Denki spoke Up
" yeah" The whole theatre agreed except for a select few

" I walk down-I walk down to the basement they had a pool table one dude took a running start and threw himself into the pool table and broke it in half another kid found out which room was mr.Aizawas and went upstairs and took a shit on his computer"

Mr.Aizawa was glaring intently at mineta
Ready to kill him

"So the party was going great. i'm standing in the basement holding a red cup you see in movies and I'm standing there and I'm holding a red cup starting to black out"

" I feel like something bad is going to happen" Uraraka spoke getting worried and a little anxious
Charlotte was just in a corner trying her best not to laugh

" and I guess someone said like something something police"

" I called it" Uraraka spoke disappointed
And her friend

"And in a brilliant moment Word association I yelled Fuck da police Fuck da police. And everyone else joined in 100 drunk white children yelling Fuck.Da.Police. With the confidence of guys who have already been to jail and aren't afraid of it anymore do you know that like I 'served my nickel you come and take me' confidence but white children"

The whole theatre was bursting out laughing even some of the teachers

" The reason someone have said something something police was because the police were there"

"Oh god"Todoroki spoke up from the laughing

" so a Chicago police officer walk down the stairs got to the bottom of the basement and looked out over sea of drunk toddlers yelling Fuck Da Police in his face and he was almost impressed he was like 'wow' then he leaned into his walkie-talkie and went get the patty waggon and my friend Ida Which is now a father this man has a baby grab a 40 and smashed it on the ground yelling scatter and everyone Ran in different directions it was like that scene in ratatouille where The humans come in the kitchen and the rats ran in different directions we all ran in different directions I ran to the laundry room and jumped up on the washing machine out the window into the backyard and now I'm running in the backyard and there's a big chain link fence and I thought ' I have never climbed a fence that high before' and then I woke up at home"

" oh my God" Momo said
" oh it's not over yet" Charlotte said getting out of the corner that she was dying of laughter in

" on Monday I went to school because that's what we did back then i'm walking into the school building and Who do I see but shinsou's and he says to me 'hay were you at my party on Saturday, and I said no you know like a liar and he said ' things got really out of hand someone broke the pool table someone took a shit on my dad's computer but the worst thing is is that someone stole these antique photos of my grandmother and my parents are freaking out about it'
And I had A thought The only black out drunk's and all might have. Did did I do that I figured no but I was never sure until two years later
Relax
I'm playing video games with this kid named Bakugou that we also went to high school with and we've graduated by now we are playing video games for a couple hours and then Bakugou said hey come here I wanna show you something and he takes me to his bedroom and then into a side room off of his bedroom which is never good"

" I don't have a good feeling about this" All Mike spoke

" he shows me a tiny room that is covered wall-to-wall with antique photos from different people's parties over the years and I said ' why why do you do this' and Bakugou said because it's the one thing you can't replace"

~Fin

" so how was it everybody" Charlotte said getting up to turn off her computer
" that was hilarious"Denki said still laughing with a red face
" so shall we continue with the next one" Charlotte said and everyone started cheering for more