Mean Girls Incorrect Quotes💖💖💖

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Karen: Surgery is just stabbing someone to life.

Gretchen: Please, never become a surgeon.

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*Regina George gets hit by a bus*

Janis: Alexa, play 'Another One Bites the Dust'

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Cady: Have you seen Damian? I have a group project with him but he hasn't answered his phone.

Janis: I usually stay in contact with him in other ways.

Cady: Oh? How?

Janis: *Inhales* HONEY WHAT CHU WAITING FOR?

Damian: *Kicks the door open* WELCOME TO MY CANDY STORE

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Janis: Damian, what are you gonna do if Cady asks about my sexuality?

Damian: Tell her to leave it alone?

Janis: No! Tell her I'm gay. And single. Only if she asks though.

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Regina: But you're like really pretty.

Damian: Thanks

Regina: So you agree? You think you're really pretty?

Damian: Yes.

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Janis: I guess you could say I've fallen for you.

Cady: You just fell down 7 flights of stairs. How are you even alive?

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Cady: So, I'm bi-

Janis: *Gasps hopefully*

Cady: -Lingual. Bilingual, I speak two languages.

Janis: Oh... *Takes a sip of water, dissapointed*

Cady: Oh, and I'm also into girls.

Janis: *Spits water out*