it was the second day of the first month of the third year after my 18th birthday, and i was feelinglike a poofa. i think at this point in mny life i was feeling like everyday was feekling like a good one, andi just had a goodfeeling. my doorbell rang *DING* and i was very confused, what could it be?i skipped down my hallway until i reachedthe front door. this was when ihada glimpse of who was standing infrontof me. i was staring at MYSELD??? whatthe hell id going on?i had never been more confused in my whole life, this. person staring back at me wasmysrlfand they hada package forme.i opened the door and withutter cinfusion said "who are you?"
"hello child,icome from a land down under where the grass is blue andthesky is grteen, plants are in thesky and birdsare underground. i amhere to send you a message fromthe allmighty one"
"im sorry i think you got the wrong address" i say s i walk away and begin to close my door.
the dopplegangerof myself put his arm through the door and yells at me "IAM TAKINGYOUTOA LAND DOWN UNDERTO MEET THE ALLMIGHNTY ONE"
my nextdoor neighbour looked atme. and was confused, just as iwas.
within the blink of an eye we were taken away to the land down under. it was confusing,it was reality but flippedaroumd. and everyone was a doppleganger of me? asi was waljed around this foreign yet sofamiliar place i encountered alot of strange things. there. was one of me waslking aroundupside down, there was a really fat me, a really skinny me, there. was me walking in a tightrope. and so manyother peculiar things happeningh.
i was taken to the allmighty one, and in his big castle that was made out of toilets, bathrooms and farts i was walked throughtheenterance. we approached a. really. tall and big toilet meant. for a giant. little did i lnow what i was about tosee. \
"OH ALMIGHTYONE, SHE IS HERE"
i look around, i cant see anyone. is it going to be a really big version. of myself? isitgloing to be a big old person of myself? whatam i about toencounter?
there was a loud thump that came from thedoor on the right, and it was getting louder and closer. i could feel the sweat. sripping down my back as it approached me. getting clpser by the second. finally, shje arrived. it was me, obviously, but instead she was a. giant. everything about her was. bloody massive. shehad big toes, big eyes, big fingers, everytynig looked retarted. why is she the almighty one?
"STEP FORTH, PEASANT"
