It was perfect. The assortment of kinks Draco had for you were exposed, and waiting for you. You wondered why Draco was getting a bagel from the kitchen, and was curious about how tight he tied you to the bed. A quiet knock came from the door of the flat you were living in. "Company?" You asked silently. If only Draco could see the confused look in your eyes. "Why's someone else here? Especially right now?" "Draco?! Who's that?" You say, questioningly. "Y/N, darling, did I not tell you? That's our- guest, I suppose, for our little-" "Our little WHAT, Draco? Our little honeymoon on our little flat in this little room with your little..." you knew you said too much. He argued with "My 'little' penis choked you last time?" *Fuming virgin girl powers engage, unlike you and Draco* "Who? Who'd you choke? Who calls you daddy?" "Ah- baby- I can explain-" "NO YOU CANT, DRACO!" And with that you threw on your clothes, and only your second boyfriend could cheer you up.