🌹Stardust Crusaders: Deadly Task🌹

👊Chapter 4👊

After how Joseph 'landed' the plane on ocean, everyone had came out. There were helicopters and boats around. They were near Hong Kong, so they decided to swim there (on the boat).

"Hey, big guy," a man with a stand (literally, not the Stand) said. Jotaro turned to him. "You guys are tourists? Wanna try some rice porridge? If you're in Hong Kong, you gotta try dim sum or rice porridge. Try it! We have hot cola too!" the man said, nervously smiling. "HOT? Everyone knows cola should be cold!" Maria yelled as the man wanted to poison her. "Rice porridge? Hm, not bad. Then I will take-" "OI, what are you ordering? We are going to my friend's shop. Now" Joseph yelled as he finished talking on the phone. They all nodded, following him.

"But this is not a shop... it is a restaurant" Kakyoin said, already in the 'shop'. "Whatever. Come, sit" Joseph sat at the table, as the others did too.
"We need to think how we will reach Egypt now." Joseph said, while Maria half sat-half layed in the chair, closing her eyes. "If we were still on the plane, we would be already in Egypt...." Kakyoin mumbled in a slight anger. "Yes but who knew that there was a Stand User waiting for us on it? By the way..." Avdol, Joseph and Kakyoin kept on talking about the subject.
"...Okay, now we have a proper plan" Joseph exhaled, folding the map and putting it in the bag.

"Excuse me, mind if you help me? I'm a tourist from France, and I am having a trouble with the menu" a man with a weird looking-like-tower hairstyle came up to them, of course with the menu. "Go away. You're annoying" Jotaro said, but Maria interrupted. "Exfuckingcuse me, JoJo? That's not how you treat people you don't know," she hissed at him, then turned to the french man "Sure, I will help! I have been here many times and can at least read kanji on the menu. Why don't you join us?" Maria smiled, trying to be polite. But little did she know that people without eyebrows are bad. Joseph nodded, as trying to be polite too. "Thank you," the man said, taking a seat near Maria. "what's your name, by the way? I'm Jean Pierre Polnareff, but you can call me Polnareff" he said, as Maria took his menu and looked at it. She was a great liar. Yes, that was a lie that she have been here many times and knows kanji, though everyone believed her. Even Jotaro. "Maria Zeppeli. Nice to meet you" she said, still looking in the menu. "So what did you want to order? Shrimps in batter?" she licked her lips "Not sure if it's here though..." shrimps in batter was her favorite food (NOW I SMELL SHRIMPS IN BATTER AYAYAYAAAA, THATS MY FAV FOOD TOO SISTAH).
She made a 'hm' sound and called the waiter. "Helloo, can I order this, this and this..." Maria kept on saying 'this' and 'that' while the other crusaders looked at her suspiciously. Kakyoin wasn't sure if she really knows kanji. "...oh, OHHH, and this!" Maria finished, as the waiter stopped writing notes and nodded, heading off to the kitchen. She turn around, seeing Kakyoin looking at her weirdly. "Are you sure you know kanji? It didn't sound like you were sure what you're ordering" he asked. Maria let out a nervous laugh, rubbing the back of her neck. "Hahahah... well, I do know kanji. How dare you say that, Kakyoin" she said, making a dramatic pose.

After some minutes, there were four large plates with different foods. "This is beef, fish, clams, and frog, but..." "Indeed. This is all wrong" "I knew it would happen" Avdol, Kakyoin and Jotaro said, looking at the plates. Polnareff made an 'ouhhhh' sound. "HAhaAHa, well, no worries! It's on me! It doesn't matter what you order, it's all good. Alright, everyone, dig in!" Maria tried to make an innocent look. "No, I better pay for the food. You save your money right now" Joseph said, but Maria didn't agree. Soon, they both started a cat fight, deciding who better pay. "Alright! You'll pay! I will have more money then" Maria looked away and crossed her arms like a child who didn't get what it wanted. But soon, she brushed off the bad mood and started eating like everyone else.
"Well, it's pretty good, huh?" Joseph asked, but Maria made a cry look. "Not reaaaaaaally, there's too much bones in fish" she made again her dramatic pose. But both Joseph and Maria laughed then. Kakyoin shook his head, looking at the two laughing. "Well, they certaintly look long enough making it. Look these carrots... They're shaped like stars..."