He was covering his ears when you found him lying down on the sofa with his limbs sprawled like an eagle. You were burning with rage when you got home and saw what he did to the little potted cactus that you cared so much for. The poor thing was trashed to the dirt and not even a seedling was spared.
"It was not me." Jungkook calmly explained but you weren't buying his demon shit.
"Who will do this then?" You showed him the shredded cactus. An angry looking dog then began to growl at you nonstop. You jumped back as it stepped towards you, angrily barking and barring it's fangs at you, "What is that?"
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"That's my familiar." Jungkook sat up and stood before the small creature while you hide behind him.
"Why does it look like it wants to kill me?" You grabbed the back of your boyfriend's clothes while keeping your eyes on the small monster who's dying to bury its pointed teeth on your neck.
"You took his toy." Jungkook said and gestured to the pot in my hand. "I told you it wasn't me."
"Tell it to stop. Get it out of my apartment!" You said, now standing on the couch to keep away from the small beast.
"I can't throw him outside. He'll throw a rampage since he hates humans so much." Jungkook said while you're using him as a shield.
"What do you mean rampage? He's so small. He can't possibly." You saw the smirk on Jungkook's face and then you looked back at the small barking dog. At first, you thought your eyes are messing with you but the longer you stared at him, the more he grows big. "Is he getting bigger?"
"What do you expect from my familiar? Of course he's a vicious one. His hobby is beheading humans." Jungkook laughed and you were so annoyed that he isn't doing anything. You wanted to smack the back of his head to get him back to his senses.
Then you felt the urge to urinate, you remembered that you wanted to pee when you came home but got side tracked. Now this little monster and his damn owner is having the time of their lives. Without any choice, you jumped on Jungkook's back and nearly choked him with your arms. "The fuck, Y/N!"
"I need to pee! Take me to the bathroom." You squeezed your thighs around his hips to hold your bladder. "Go or I'll pee on you!"
"You're disgusting!" Jungkook said and luckily, your threat worked. This is his fault anyway. He didn't look pleased as he stepped over his familiar. It gives you the creeps when you look at it with its mouth starting to foam from growling so much.
Jungkook bent down a little to set you down and you grabbed his hand, "Don't go yet. That thing will come after me."
He groaned but still waited for you outside the bathroom door. When you were done emptying your bladder, you came out and still, that thing was waiting to decapitate you. You couldn't step away from Jungkook in fear of getting bitten.