idol.

ten - that settles it then.

*lol, it's July already? my birthday month is literally next month kkkk, im a 19.08. uwu

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"I am sorry for the sudden extra guest I brought along," Urukodaki apologised.

"It's not a bother."

Zenitsu started screaming internally in his head as to why the idol is here and concluded with that fact that the universe is out to get him and embarrass himself again in front of his crush. Honestly, why can't they embarrass those who deserve the karma? Not him please!

"Oi, you look like the kool-aid mascot if you keep outing yourself like this." Kaigaku snickered right into Zenitsu's ear and winced when he felt the younger one slap his face (once again). Did he deserve it? Probably. But did he really? Yes. A hundred percent.

Completely unrelated but Kaigaku also deserves to be put underneath a waterfall and undergo a huge as training to strengthen his body but then again that would also benefit his habit and tendency to bully idiots.

"Tanjirou is just my helper for today as my actual grandson is currently busy trying to calm his wife down." Urukodaki said and placed himself on the large single seat sofa. "Haruka, the intended, is busy in South Korea so I apologise for this hasty and messy discussion."

The Kamado boy sweat dropped at the imagery of his senpai, Giyuu, being lectured about who knows what Miss Shinobu is going to do with the older man and Haruka-San crying in his apartment with a black bean paste noodle on his lap and the banana fish series playing on his large flat screen television.

"That's alright, we will just discuss the marriage arrangement without Haruka then." Jigoro said and waved the problem off, "I trust that you would tell Haruka-san about this afterwards?" The old man asked to which Urokodaki nodded, his mask bobbled a bit but he straightened it out.

'So, Tanjirou-san isn't my actual intended?' Zenitsu grimly thought. Kaigaku sneered at the whole ordeal, still confused and pissed as to why he's here in the first place. He can't be just the deliverer in this stupid cramped as room.

Spoiler; he is.

"To be completely honest with you, Jigoro-" Urokodachi's eyes twitched when his phone started ringing. "Haruka?"

"Oji-san, I'm sorry but I can't really take the marriage arrangement! I'm gay!" Haruka frazzled a bit at the other end of the line. At this point, Urokodaki wants to commit murder. Again.

"Your intended is a male, Haruka." The older man said with an annoyed tone.

"B-But, what I mean to say is-"

"You don't want this?"

The room turned awkward, even the usual annoyed look on Kaigaku now said that the energy that they created in this room at the moment is very uncomfortablé.

"I-I, well yes b-but like-"

"I will speak to you after this." Urokodaki said before abruptly ending the call.

Kaigaku slowly stood up and disappeared outside the room.

"Jigoro? Your thoughts?"

"Is there any of your grandsons unavailable?"

'This is weird,' Zenitsu thought and fidgeted awkwardly in his seat.

"Tanjirou is." Urokodaki dropped the bomb. "But I fear that his idol career would get in the way, that's why I didn't choose him in the first place."

'N a n i . . . ?'

"Tanjirou-kun, your thoughts?" The old man asked, looking at the stiff idol with an expectant glint in his eyes. The boy glanced at Zenitsu who was busy trying not to sell his soul to Kami at the unexpected turnouts.

'Nanami-sama, forgive me but what the hell are you doing with my strings of fated love?' Zenitsu thought anxiously.

"I-I don't really mind?" Tanjirou suddenly muttered.

His old man was kind of surprised at that but are we really surprised by this? No, not really, the tags of this story literally says it all lmao- anyways.

"Well, what about you Zenitsu?" Jigoro asked, turning his attention to his beloved deceased daughter's son.

"I-I-I-It's no problem at all!" The blond blurted out. Yeah, he just sold his soul to Kami like 0.99 seconds ago in exchange for a hammer of death. But that was overhyped so Kami gave him a chainsaw instead. You know, Grell type of feel.

"Well, that settles it then." Jigoro barked out a laugh. "We will handle all the preparations and Urokodaki will handle the paperwork's and edit a new contract for Tanjirou-kun to fit both his idol life and the ties of the two company."

"We will also give you guys a couple of months before your official wedding day as this whole arrangement probably feel unfair to you two since it's all happening unexpectedly and too quickly." Urokodaki added.

The two just dumbly nodded at whatever was said and thrown to them.