"Ugh, I want to die........" Jay groaned.
"Listen, I know life sucks, but death is not all it's cracked up to be." Claire took a sip of her hot chocolate, eyes half-closed.
"You... don't die tho-"
"Shut up, I did the first time."
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"Ugh, I'm gonna kill myself-" A poor soul utters in the approximate area around Claire.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-" She screams continually, reenacting both the Office and Spongebob memes simultaneously.
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Claire's Short Stories
General FictionLittle stories about my persona Claire, and most of them deal with a particular ability of her: Respawning. Yep, she comes back after she dies. These are her stories.
